Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

YES, IT WAS!!!!

 

@SomeRandomCorviknight  You robbed my corn maze!

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

I WAS ASLEEP! IM NOT ROBBING CORN MAZES AT 9:30 PM!

 

who robbed @Long_Before_Sunrise's corn maze?

[Docthings]

Sorry! I used the corn as projectiles when I raided Sunrise's farm.

 

Alright who's the smart guy who stole all of the tombstones from my graveyard? @Long_Before_Sunrise I swear to god

 

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

I needed them! Besides, I took the bones, too. So it's all good. No Poltergeist.

 

Also @SomeRandomCorviknight lied.

[Lagie]

42

 

Do I hear wings?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

No. There's no out of control hellhorse descending upon you. Honest!

 

Am I cleared for landing?

[Graybone]

I thought you said there was no out of control hellhorse.

 

Whats the next question

[Docthings]

Why does there have to be a next question?

 

When's the next question?

[Graybone]

when it happens

 

why's the next question

 

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Because there's absolutely definitely not any out of control hellhorse. For sure.

 

Give me candy or ! will hate you. A Lot and perhaps forevermore.

NIGHTMARE MOON DEMANDS HER CANDY SACRIFICE!!!

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Banned because https://dragcave.net/view/IEESw took it!

 

 

What's orange chocolate?

 

 

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

An abomination.

 

Who are these people who think Halloween is over on November 1st?

[Lovecats]

Schoolteachers who wish to be rid of the yearly terror that is the halloween season.

 

Can someone get the map out? We're a bit lost here.

[Docthings]

7 hours ago, Long_Before_Sunrise said:

An abomination.

As an avid enjoyer of orange chocolate I took that personally.

 

2 hours ago, Lovecats said:

Can someone get the map out? We're a bit lost here.

Due to the handling of a CERTAIN flaming hellhorse, the map has been destroyed.

 

We are utterly lost. Who are we going to eat first?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

I'll give you heartburn like you wouldn't believe.

And you cause life to waste away. So that leaves the cat.

 

Anyone bring steak sauce?

[Lovecats]

Yeah, but we didn't bring any meat.

 

Who's going to be the main course?

[Docthings]

I'm craving bird right now. @SomeRandomCorviknight Hello there.. 

 

Who's going to start the fire?

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Not some minecraft streamer, that's for sure.

 

Why dont you eat some of the pumpkins from @Long_Before_Sunrise's farm instead?

 

 

 

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Because we are hopelessly and irrevocably lost. Forever.

 

Who eats raw pumpkin anyway?

 

 

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

hmm.... harvest dragons?

 

Why are cats fluffy?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

So they can hide more switchblades in their fur, then entice you to pet them.

 

Why is November?

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

The end of halloween :[

 

Where'd that pen go?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

The cat isn't telling.

 

Why must Halloween end?

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Ask time, not me! 

 

How do i stop playing animal crossing and start revising for exams?

Edited November 13, 2021 by SomeRandomCorviknight

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Dunno. Lovecats isn't online. Maybe @trystan will give you the Mom Stare if you ask her.

 

Why are there crickets chirping tonight when it's been silent at night all week?

 

Edited November 13, 2021 by Long_Before_Sunrise