Posted December 19, 2021 I guess that's because you asked the wrong questions Why do I never manage to win the first price in a lottery? Share this post Link to post
Posted December 19, 2021 Because they don't want to be named Brotinaia or Sishinion. They're vain, those prize dragons. But I was told there was no harm in asking questions if I didn't know something? Share this post Link to post
Posted December 19, 2021 There's no harm in asking, but there's no guarantee you'll get the answer you want. Why were you expecting a certain answer anyway? Share this post Link to post
Posted December 20, 2021 Because the answer should always be yes unless I want it to be no. Is it yes or no? Share this post Link to post
Posted December 20, 2021 it's a maybe. Someone said that another person's username checks out. Where can i get my username to get a profession of working at a check out? Share this post Link to post
Posted December 20, 2021 Either Wonderland or Through the Looking Glass. Have you sent your username to apply for check out positions with that big white rabbit over there? Share this post Link to post
Posted December 20, 2021 I'm late! I'm late! For a very important date! What's down that rabbithole? Share this post Link to post
Posted December 20, 2021 Conspiracy theorists. Where have the bunnies gone? Share this post Link to post
Posted December 20, 2021 Depends on the bunnies, but I can think of a few who love carats... especially 22 carats set with diamonds. And who decided that diamonds are a girl's best friend anyway? Share this post Link to post
Posted December 20, 2021 It was a dragon gem-swapping fad that turned out to be a scheme by the Pyralspites to lower the value of garnets. How much begging do you got to do anound here to get a 2G SAlt? Share this post Link to post
Posted December 20, 2021 depends how good you are at puppy eyes. What's christmas? Share this post Link to post
Posted December 21, 2021 It's when you spend too much money on other people who will be a little disappointed. I guess that's why they say 'Every Day Can Be Christmas.' Generally there's also more little twinkle lights shining, but they don't take those down until February, so I dunno. Did the electric companies come up with idea of putting up a lot of extra lights on the longest coldest nights of the year in the Northern Hemisphere? Share this post Link to post
Posted December 21, 2021 No, but I'm pretty sure Trans-Siberian Orchestra came up with the idea of pairing said extra lights (and the systems to sync them with the music) as a way to sell more albums. And with that many lights, how long does it take to figure out which one is the burned-out bulb that makes them all go out? Share this post Link to post
Posted December 21, 2021 Three hours per 25 ft. strand. Don't even ask about icicle lights. Who has a mallet to make sure I go to sleep early tonight? Share this post Link to post
Posted December 21, 2021 @Fortune86, of course! Or Wiley Coyote... What do bed bugs have to do with sleep? Share this post Link to post
Posted December 21, 2021 In Xanth, they're large beetles with cushioned backs that don't mind if you lie on top of them. Wait, that's another one of those books series we don't admit to reading. Is @Fortune86 going to show up on time in my time zone or in hers? Share this post Link to post
Posted December 21, 2021 hers, in what ever time is convenient. You said you wanted sleep, not when. Who ate my cupcakes? Share this post Link to post
Posted December 21, 2021 There was no sign saying those cupcakes were reserved for you. How did I wind up in the attic? Share this post Link to post
Posted December 22, 2021 you shouldn't've stolen cupcakes is shouldn't've a real conjuction? Share this post Link to post
Posted December 22, 2021 Conjuction? What's your function? (you wouldn't know that reference. It's Schoolhouse Rock.) How dare you be awake? This is my hour! Share this post Link to post
Posted December 23, 2021 Last I checked, this hour didn't have your name on it, so anyone can use it. And how does one go about reserving an hour to themselves anyway? Share this post Link to post
Posted December 24, 2021 Father Time is being stingy with his few remaining days. You'll have to send an application to Baby New Year. Do you see any problems with this system? Share this post Link to post
Posted December 25, 2021 No, but I'm not looking for problems either. Why are you looking for problems? Share this post Link to post
Posted December 25, 2021 So they can't ambush me. What if I accidently use the NR eggs in the cooking game? Share this post Link to post
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