Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[catstaff]

Probably... unless you like explosions. Or unless there's a big concert happening.

 

Is Rammstein supposed to be playing around here?

[purplehaze]

That depends on where "here" is.

 

Why is it so hard to resist chocolate mint cookies?

[catstaff]

Because chocolate is addictive, and mint only makes the addiction worse. (And now I'm craving mint M&Ms, dangit!)

 

Why are you even trying to resist the cookies?

 

 

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

I would never.

 

 

Why does my cat try to sit like a chicken? What is the point? The purpose?

[catstaff]

Your cat tries to sit like a chicken simply because s/he can. Cats love to make their staff question their sanity. There's no need to worry unless your cat actually manages to lay an egg while sitting like a chicken.

 

And speaking of cats, Tom or Sylvester?

 

 

[Lagie]

Garfield

 

How big is it?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

The size of a chicken.

 

2 hours ago, SomeRandomCorviknight said:

Why does my cat try to sit like a chicken? What is the point? The purpose?

It's all about the opportunity to go viral on social media and maintaining that edge of victory over dogs.

 

Spoiler

 

 

What's more important that being popular on the internet?

Edited December 15, 2021 by Long_Before_Sunrise

[catstaff]

Just about anything.

 

Why do people waste so much time trying to be popular on the internet?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Because it's like having a thousand friends.

 

How else are you going to know you are loved?

[catstaff]

I didn't realize I was supposed to worry about it. And the cats love me. 😻

 

Don't the cats love you?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

I've never even met your cats.

 

Are your cats into Facetime?

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

No, their webcam is broken and they definitely aren’t playing minecraft

How should she make more profit from  selling sea shells?

[catstaff]

Bag them up and sell them to the craft stores.

 

What are you doing with that glitter?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Creating a demonstration about how germs spread.

 

Why are you sparkling before I even opened it?

[catstaff]

Because I'm a RenFaerie, of course!

 

When did you last go to the Faire?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Uhm... I plead the 5th!

 

Why does anyone want to leave their home? Don't they know there's hoomuns out there?

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

They were out of cat food.

 

 

 

How do i undo ripped paper?

[catstaff]

You don't, you just buy more.

 

Do you need more tape?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

I have all kinds of tape.

 

Spoiler

 

 

What are these? They're popping up like mushrooms everywhere. Are they edible?

Edited December 17, 2021 by Long_Before_Sunrise

[Lovecats]

No, do not eat them! I heard you could get infected with what the locals call, "Christmas cheer." Best to stay safe and think about your plans for next Halloween.

 

Where did the snow go?

[catstaff]

From the video a Facebook friend posted yesterday, I think the snow is in Kuopio, Finland. Some of it is, anyway, his dog loves it. 🐶 His pig, not so much. 🐷 (Yes, he really does have a pet pig!)

 

Why don't I ever remember to take the grocery list with me when I go shopping?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

It's a fiendish plot to get you to impulse buy.

 

What did you buy?

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Something other than this? 

 

 

 

Where can i get one of these?

[catstaff]

From the looks of it, in some obscure corner of Japan.

 

Are you planning a trip anytime soon?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Hopefully, I'm done with tripping over things for this year.

 

Why did I never get the answers I was searching for?