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Probably as soon as you no longer need whatever is in them!

 

What is all that noise at my neighbor's house?

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espionage, murder, mayhem... or a video game going at full blast with the ambience and music turned off. It'll become clear if the black vehicles with the very dark tinted windows start showing up.

 

Why is it always my fault?

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Because I'm not there. When I'm around it is my fault!

 

Why is it so hard to get things done the way you want them?

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Because even inanimate objects like frustrating people for amusement. This is why my mom talked to her car. That or it had a gremlin. 

 

Why do I have to get up and move?

 

Edited by Long_Before_Sunrise

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Your future well-being depends on it. Besides, its my turn under the warm heat lamp.

 

How much was food, this month?

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One button, and a liquorish stick.

 

When will they add dark mode to the forums?

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As soon as TJ recognizes my power over night and death.

 

Where do I get liquor-shish sticks?

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1 hour ago, SomeRandomCorviknight said:

What just bit me?

 

52 minutes ago, Graybone said:

An insane psycopath

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You know. Reasons.

 

Why is morbid music the best?

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Not unless there's some kind of fluffiified sugar cane fairy. 

 

Why are pixies considered the be-all end-all fairies?

 

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Because we are all being secretly dominated by tiny civilisations in our stomachs. They demand fairy floss. I pray you will satiate their hunger.

 

How weird is too weird?

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It's the storm dragons!

 

how does lagie improve her internet? She's very laggy rn

 

 

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Instructables - how to build your own cell phone tower

 

Why won't anyone love me?

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Those clouds are signs of the softer, friendlier storms. The cloudless ones are vicious. Like a plucked Kingcrowne.

 

I'm a little worried. Why is mac-n-cheese involved?

 

Edited by Long_Before_Sunrise

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When isn't it involved?

 

How much is it?

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$3.50 for 3 boxes.

 

Why is there a cryptid on my lawn?

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Edited by Long_Before_Sunrise

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