Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Because they try to make me fall down the steps.

 

Epona is superior, don't you agree?

[catstaff]

As a writer, I've always admired Brigid and Lugh, but I promise not to tell Bast what you said about Epona.

 

But why'd you say that so loudly?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Because Mom taught me to either speak so softly I can barely be heard or use the 'Don't You Do It' Voice. I sound bossy when I raise my voice. Besides I earned Bast's wrath long ago.

 

What about Loki? Sometime he's a goddess, too.

[catstaff]

I know better than to cheese off Loki! Besides, Loki inspires all the best funny/awkward/humiliating moments in my stories.

 

So, what's your take on having a couple of VERY hungover teens judge a drum battle as punishment for sneaking the alcohol in the first place? Vantage point - between the drum kits.

[Lovecats]

What are you doing with my drums?? They're musical instruments, not artillery weapons! Stay out of my music closet!

 

What's a hiatus?

[Lagie]

The opposite of a low-atus, of course.

 

Don't you need to be somewhere?

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

i JUST GOT baCK

On 9/9/2021 at 8:55 PM, Long_Before_Sunrise said:

They couldn't read it. It had a Corvikstoragecat paperweight on it.

 

Cats don't register to vote, so how is it they have all the guaranteed rights?

Does that actually say storagecat or is it my chrome extention

[catstaff]

Yes, yes it does. I'm on Firefox and I see it too.

 

How much can actually be stored in a storagecat?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Storagecat will never tell, but the working theory is that cats escaped a toon dimension.

 

How do you measure the evil in a cat?

[catstaff]

I don't bother measuring.

 

What's the point?

[Lagie]

The sharp end of a pencil, silly.

 

Did you mean to do that?

[catstaff]

Of course I did. I might not BE a cat, but I've certainly taken lessons from them. No matter what the action, I meant to do that.

 

Why are you asking?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

To establish guilt, of course.

 

How does the jury find the defendant?

[catstaff]

They look to see who's sitting next to the defense attorney, of course.

 

Did you think a map was necessary?

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

No! We have a GPS in the storage cat

 

 

What was that song again?

[catstaff]

Um... I'm pretty sure it was this one:

 

Didn't you know the Dinos had formed a metal band?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

I'm pretty sure that video has inspired dinosaur phobia in some people.

 

How many children grew up with Chuck E. Cheese PTSD?

How do we know Chuck E. Cheese animatronics aren't responsible for the turmoil our world is in now?

[Docthings]

Oh they are. In fact I just saw a Chuck E. Cheese animatronic pick up a child and drop them into a bin. They are making the world a living nightmare one scarred child at a time.

 

Who made you boss of the universe?

[catstaff]

The Illuminati, of course.

 

Will you pledge your loyalty to the regime?

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

n-never...

 

What's an "amogus"?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

A Scottish 'delicacy' - don't ask what it's made of. Like haggis and bologna, some things should remain secret.

 

Should I dye my hair orange and wear a tiny green hat?

[Lovecats]

Girl, you have fire, not hair. Try to pull off the tiny green hat if you can, but just think: are you built enough like a Pyropellis to dye your fire orange?

 

Hey! I found a cool rock. Wanna see it?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

I'm busy right now. Maybe later. *eating one of those things you toss in the fireplace to make the flames change color*

 

Want to get drunk later and watch messed up cartoos?

[Lovecats]

Can you even drink alcohol? You're literally made of fire.

 

Whats a cartoo?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Gotta go fast!

An animated show where all the characters are cockatoos.

 

Where were you and what did you do?