Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[purplehaze]

I refuse to answer on the grounds that it may incriminate me.

 

When will we know?

[Lovecats]

Once we look deeper into ourselves.

 

Who wants to go feed the ducks with me?

[purplehaze]

I have no desire to be fed to the ducks!

 

 

Why am I even awake right now?

 

[Lovecats]

Could it have been the chicken, last night? I did leave it out for much longer than I should have.

 

What's the best bird to consume?

 

 

 

 

[purplehaze]

Well, certainly not the chicken that you left out too long!

 

What is meatloaf?

[Kegluneq]

Something that makes me leaner the more I think about it.

 

Do you like sweet flavors in salty meals?

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Only on fridays.

 

Is a catloaf like a meatloaf?

[purplehaze]

No.

 

This is a meatloaf:

This is a catloaf:

 

What makes a cat a cat?

 

 

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

It's one of those things you know instinctively, but can't find the words to explain it to anyone else.

 

How many ghosts are in the room right now?

 

[Lovecats]

Just me. 🤡 boo 

 

How ya doing?

 

 

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Better than the cat.

 

 

Why did this thread die for a bit?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

So like a Pitfire, it can be Exalted in glorious rage.

 

Are you angry?

[purplehaze]

Angry? Why would I be angry? Although it seems everyone is angry these days!

 

Why can't I figure out how to answer this phone?

[Lagie]

One must first take Zen Master class on the answering of phones.

 

Why is it always raining?

[purplehaze]

Because the beetles are dancing!

 

When will I ever learn?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

When it's too late.

 

Why is life like this?

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Dont know, ask TJ

 

@/TJOwO9

 

 

 

How many storage kittens in a storage cat? 

 

 

 

[Lovecats]

Hold on, lemme check.

 

 

 

 

 

idk i'm not a cat, sorry.

 

Where can I become a cat?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

I think you're having an identity crisis and fixing it is above my pay grade.

 

When do I get paid?

 

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[purplehaze]

When you fix the problem, silly!

 

Why is my new dentist so annoying?

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

they are infected with the Egg! Quick, throw obsidian at them!

 

 

What's an igneous rock?

[purplehaze]

A rock that someone threw in the oven.

 

Where can I find a Staterae dragon egg?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

On someone else's scroll.

 

Why can't I get anything done?

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Because you are too busy changing your signature every 5 seconds..

 

Why is sunrise changing their signature every 5 seconds?

[Lovecats]

That's Sunrise's signature move! Such a classic.

 

Um, are you gonna eat that?