Posted September 3, 2021 (edited) Under that baseboard gap. Guess we'll have to burn the building down? *tail swish* You know, for spider reasons. How is it September? How did it get to be 2021? Edited September 3, 2021 by Long_Before_Sunrise Share this post Link to post
Posted September 3, 2021 That's because you keep phasing in and out of reality, Sunrise! Please, stop drinking the ectoplasm. It's not good for you! Help, I have such thick, frizzy hair! What can I do to fix my nightmare hair? Share this post Link to post
Posted September 3, 2021 If it's truly a nightmare hair, lucid dreaming might help. Or, you could just shave it all off. No hair, no problem! Who tied my hands to the wheel? Share this post Link to post
Posted September 4, 2021 Not me. Hooves make it too difficult. So what if I'd rather drink ectoplasm than water? Share this post Link to post
Posted September 4, 2021 Well, it could be worse, but you'll glow in the dark and attract the attention of every cat in the vicinity. What's the advantage of glowing in the dark and attracting all the cats? Share this post Link to post
Posted September 4, 2021 Seizing control of Lovecats secret army. Do you think I need a plan for the part that comes after that? Share this post Link to post
Posted September 4, 2021 Oh, absolutely... secret armies always need care and feeding. And in this place, probably lots of petting as well! Do you really want to hurt me? Share this post Link to post
Posted September 4, 2021 Only because you made me cry. Will you let me love and steal? Share this post Link to post
Posted September 4, 2021 Only if you need time to realise your crime. That said, I have a loving heart and a soul for sale - do you want to buy them? Share this post Link to post
Posted September 5, 2021 Sure, I need something to fill this hole. You're not going to cone around begging for it back, right? Share this post Link to post
Posted September 5, 2021 Nah, I always keep a few spares handy. Is that hole round or square? Share this post Link to post
Posted September 5, 2021 While I work? It's not allowed. Did you have to? Share this post Link to post
Posted September 5, 2021 Of course not, but I wanted to. Why didn't you? Share this post Link to post
Posted September 7, 2021 Because corviks aren't fish. To school, you need to be underwater. This doesn't work well without gills and applying Rain-X to your feathers. I don't feel well. Can I use you as a pillow? Share this post Link to post
Posted September 8, 2021 Sure, the cats already use me as a pillow... as long as you're not sick to your stomach, that is! Why do I keep waking up at 3:45 when my alarm is for 5:00? Share this post Link to post
Posted September 8, 2021 Because you're using me as a pillow, but when I wake up, I get up. So why are you using me as a pillow again? Share this post Link to post
Posted September 8, 2021 I like listening to the trapped souls screaming inside you. It's like being in The Burning Lands again. Did they ever close that portal? Share this post Link to post
Posted September 9, 2021 I didn't close the portal because that IS the exit! Didn't you get the memo? Share this post Link to post
Posted September 9, 2021 They couldn't read it. It had a Corvikstoragecat paperweight on it. Cats don't register to vote, so how is it they have all the guaranteed rights? Share this post Link to post
Posted September 10, 2021 Because they're deities, duh. Even the ancient Egyptians knew that. Why don't you worship cats properly? Share this post Link to post
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