Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Just now, Lovecats said:

Commit to a daily routine of healthy self-love and well-being where you strive to get all your needs met and drink plenty of water.

😶 ... riiiiiiight. I'm not a cat.

 

Sure, the well is over there.

 

You don't mind frogs, do you? 

[catstaff]

Nope, they've got tasty legs.

 

Got any idea what wine pairs well with them?

[NEXROSSMA]

Beer? I guess.

 

Why are some frogs frozen there?

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

They took a dip into the pool during winter.

 

 

Where's arceus?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

They heard you were looking for them and moved to Cincinnati.

 

Did Corvik cut the taxi budget and hire grackles?

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[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Never!

What's that noise behind me?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Trotting hooves and a donkey singing, "Papa Don't Preach."

 

Does this mean a new taxi service is in town?

[Lovecats]

No, the British have just invaded.

 

At arms men, at dawn we...?

[Docthings]

..wait until the sun peaks overs the hills to bathe in its glorious rays.

 

Is the ghost of _Ro_ haunting the house?

[catstaff]

Can't be, last I knew, _Ro_ is still alive. I think the cats are just trying to make you think there's a ghost.

 

But who are you going to call?

[Lagie]

Last time I tried, the Ghostbusters' number was not in service, so I guess 9-1-1.

 

Really?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

No. They'll want to shoot something and we're a strange lot.

 

How many goldfish died in this house?

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

As many cats that I have in my computer 

 

 

Why’s that guy talking about his l.. man burg?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

He's bragging, because he is incapable of non-boastful conversation.

 

Man-burg? Is that like the fatburg they find in the sewers made of baby wipes and cookinggrease?

[Lovecats]

No, thats a fatberg. Man-burg is the local superhero who lives down in the sewers. He fights crime and stuff. No, the crime rate has not gone down in his presence. It sucks, I know.

 

Who can we rely on to save us?

[purplehaze]

Greta Tintin Eleonora Ernman Thunberg! She has more sense than most world leaders.

 

Why won't Covid-19 just go away?

[catstaff]

Because it's trying to create enough long-haulers to become as feared as polio once was.

 

Why did that bear steal someone's Amazon delivery? Bear Porch Pirate

[purplehaze]

Because no one sent it a package of its own.

 

Are people real?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

We have to hope not. The reality would be too frightening to contemplate.

 

Who stole my sleep?

[catstaff]

Probably the same person who stole mine.

 

Where does one go to find lost sleep anyway?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

First you go to Florida, then you cross into Xanthe, then you find a gourd with a peephole in it.

 

Is it ever really worth the cost?

[Docthings]

Depends who you ask. But in my opinion, no, it is not.

 

How does time fly?

[catstaff]

Business class on Delta, of course.

 

Did you really think it would fly standby on Southwest?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

That's absurd. How can it fly and stand at the same time?

 

Is it true that cats have an unstable connection to reality and sometimes break the laws of physics?

[catstaff]

Cats definitely break the laws of physics, but since I'm unable to gauge the stability of anyone's connection to reality, I can't tell how stable or unstable the cats' connections might be.

 

If everyone unplugs from reality all at the same moment, will we be able to reboot and restart reality back to factory standard?