Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[catstaff]

All the aging rock stars like Rob Halford and Geoff Tate who go shaved-head rather than admit to male-pattern baldness.

 

And whatever happened to Baby Jane?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

She wound up as a corpse being danced around by Tom Petty (misunderstood lyrics)

 

What shall we do with the unworthy?

[HangeZoe]

Let them be immortal, but be in a constant, never ending state of pain. 
 

Why are Magma Dragon eggs so expensive?

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[catstaff]

Because half the cost goes to cover the ER visit for the burned hands from handling them.

 

To get to Neverland, it's second star to the right and straight on 'til morning... where do you end up if you head for the second star to the left?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Requires special handling to collect them.

 

Do you believe regular sleep schedules exist?

[HangeZoe]

Catstaff: To Forever land, where you age so fast, you die almost instantly

 

Sunrise: Uhh... No. Regular sleep schedules will never exist because there’s a thing called a yotosecond.

Why is geometry exist!

[catstaff]

Geometry exists for the sole purpose of making the "Pi are not squared, Pi are round" jokes.

 

Do cats really see spirits when they stare into the corner of the room, or are they just trying to freak us out for no reason?

[HangeZoe]

I think it may be a little bit of both, along with some mindlessly staring because they’re thinking about life outside the confines of their own home. 
Why is my arm coming off?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Probably something happened in 'How did the person above you die?' Blame Lovecats.

 

How do I improve impulse control?

[HangeZoe]

Try sending him messages to stop doing dumb stuff is hermitcraft. 
 

What is a highly explosive whale filled with?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Decomp gas aka bacteria farts.

 

 

Isn't hermitcraft decorating shells for hermit crabs?

[HangeZoe]

Uhh... sure, why not

 

Why am I a human being?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Cursed reincarnation.

 

Maybe you should probably get that checked out?

[HangeZoe]

Uhh, no thanks. 
 

Why did I change my username and PfP?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Because you think you have come up with a plan to get out of being called 'gravy.'

 

Do you think your diabolical plan will work?

[catstaff]

Diabolical plans always work when you're willing to change the plan to suit the outcome.

 

Do you think I didn't read the Evil Overlord List?

[HangeZoe]

No. Mostly because you’ve been on the front cover for about 15 years now. 
 

Who is Hange Zoë?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

59 minutes ago, HangeZoe said:

No. Mostly because you’ve been on the front cover for about 15 years now. 

It's a cat thing - they upload data through their abdominal muscles via osmosis. That's why they like to lie on papers, books, computers, screens, laps. The uploaded information tends to stay stored in their spleens, tho.

 

Someone with burns scars and a warped empathy for giant cannibals.

[Docthings]

Yes.

 

Is this the real life?

[HangeZoe]

Possibly. Only time will tell. Or pinching yourself will. 
 

Why are Lego’s considered dangerous weapons of war?

[Lovecats]

Because they are the supreme item of distraction. Cunningly ordinary, highly maddening to step on, these are the weapons which will gather you that extra split-second to make a move against your enemy.

 

Now, will you play Lego Chess with me?

[HangeZoe]

Only if I get the aquamarine and beige set.

 

What’s the worst war crime you can commit on this fourm. 

[Docthings]

I'm afraid that that information is classified. The last time someone asked this question they went missing the following day. So what I'm trying to say is that it was nice knowing you.

 

Who could be knocking at my door at this hour?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

The one who went missing the following day.

 

Can I borrow some cash to pay @SomeRandomCorviknight?

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

No, you can't, we are going cashless for a bit due to covid  restrictions

 

Who's Ranboo?