Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Lovecats]

Don't worry, i'm friends with the judicairy. They will make it un-illegal for us.

 

Now, where's my crime purse?

[Lagie]

What crime purse? *whistles innocently*

 

Have we been hanging out too much with @Fortune86?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Maybe.

 

It is normal to have a weapon that size casually leaning in the corner, right?

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Nah, it's WAY to small, where are the rocket turrets? 

 

How do i get a life?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

You take one from someone else, duh. Like a cat. They have spares.

 

Why is there already Christmas candy out?

[Lovecats]

Oh, that was last year's candy. We're feeding it to the local birds, today.

 

What's the best treat for a young child?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

prune juice popcicle.

 

Why do those birds look like squirrels?

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

They are going to a fancy dress party, duh.

Who's glowing at this hour?

[Fortune86]

On 8/15/2021 at 4:32 PM, Lagie said:

What crime purse? *whistles innocently*

 

Have we been hanging out too much with @Fortune86?

 

No. I keep missing you T.T

 

1 hour ago, SomeRandomCorviknight said:

They are going to a fancy dress party, duh.

Who's glowing at this hour?

 

Technically, we all are. Humans are bioluminescent. Unfortunately the glow falls outside of our range of vision.

 

To drink my orange juice now or later...?  

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Now unless you like it with fruitfly garnish.

 

Who left the window open?

[Docthings]

That was me, sorry. I forgot to close it after I pushed Lovecats.

 

Are those the police sirens?

Edited August 17, 2021 by Docthings

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Fire trucks.

 

Didn't you know? Lovecats is made of napalm.

[Lovecats]

This is false! How did you get into my top-secret CIA files? This is top-secret US military information.

 

TPBM is thinking about banning someone?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for mixing up games. That's my thing.

 

Do you think Lovecats hacked the system and gave herself infinite lives?

[catstaff]

Nah, Lovecats just used the Dr. Who reboot clause to get a second batch of lives.

 

Would daleks make good pest control workers, since they like to exterminate things?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

If you have a human infestation. 

 

What number of humans are required before you can call it an infestation?

[catstaff]

Probably a dozen or so, everyone knows that for every one you see there's at least twenty more hiding in the shadows.

 

And why are shadows searching in the night?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

For victims they can drag into the shadow world and replace irl.

 

Are you who you think you are?

 

 

Edited August 18, 2021 by Long_Before_Sunrise

[catstaff]

I think I'm Catstaff. I hope I am, anyway, I'm wearing her underwear.

 

Did you want me to be someone else?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

*huggles* Nope. Unless you are someone else wearing her underwear. In which case, we need to talk.

 

The hurricane season is lulling us into a false sense of security,,isn't it?

 

 

[catstaff]

Maybe, but it's also possible that the hurricane season this year simply got the dates wrong.

 

Did you forget to flip the calendar to the proper month?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

We have a calendar? I thought we just counted the days between new releases by drawing marks on the wall.

 

What happened to the croissants? They were right here when I was warming up the oven.

 

Edited August 19, 2021 by Long_Before_Sunrise

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

I absolutely didn't eat them, it was @catstaff!

 

 

What's procrastination?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

A SUPERPOWER!!!!!! 

 

Are you worthy?

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

 

 

nah lmao

 

 

Who's chrome?