Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

One of the Poopsie Slime Unicorn dolls.

 

How am I suppose to pay you if I can't use cash?

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Use a credit card, duh. Or pay in blackberry tarts.

 

How do i get smoother lineart?

[HangeZoe]

By getting a new NVidia 4080 for all of us. 
 

Why do my knees hurt?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Because I kicked them. I was aiming for your shins. Grow taller.

 

Who graffitied me?

[HangeZoe]

Armin Arlert, that’s who.

 

Whats my middle name?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

You have the same middle name as everyone else: Jon

 

Why is it despite planning ahead, I have two eggs I won't give up for hoarding all the new release eggs?

 

And this has happened multiple times?

This time it's your fault @purplehaze. You said the new release wouldn't happen tonight.

 

 

Edited August 22, 2021 by Long_Before_Sunrise

[HangeZoe]

Because the new eggs are worthless, but your 2 eggs are magma eggs. 
 

Why can’t I sleep. It’s bloody 12:55AM here!

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Noooooo. I got a PB Aeon and a CB pink Pyralsprite with a code. O.O

 

Because you hurt your knee. Now your body takes its revenge. For now. But also later. Just wait until you're a little past middle age, all those old injuries will come back to haunt you.  Of course, by then, you'll need to build your own cyborg prosthetics to compete with the uprooted masses trying to escape climate change. Start with scavenging Corvik's Smartfridge for parts.

 

You agree we're living in a dystopia?

 

Edited August 22, 2021 by Long_Before_Sunrise

[Docthings]

I wasn't aware of the new releases until just now. Thanks for reminding me to check the News page.

 

We're living in something far more brutal than a dystopia. We're living in Lovecats' nightmares.

 

What do you do if there's a spider on the floor?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Congratulate it on surviving its journey across a desolate wasteland then imprison it in the spider refugee camp.

 

Wouldn't these would be Lovecats' good dreams?

[catstaff]

No, those are my good dreams. I'm the one who's spent 15 years on the cover of the Evil Overlord list, remember!

 

Now, can you please explain why woodchucks don't chuck wood?

[Lagie]

Because if a woodchuck did chuck all the wood a woodchuck could chuck, then a woodchuck would have to chuck wood.

 

New eggs?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Put them in water and see if they sink to the bottom.

 

Pterosaurs?

[purplehaze]

7 hours ago, Long_Before_Sunrise said:

This time it's your fault @purplehaze. You said the new release wouldn't happen tonight.

 

Not my fault! You should have listened to Trystan (I did!) and not me!

13 minutes ago, Long_Before_Sunrise said:

Pterosaurs?

Actually the letters Pt should never be used together as they cause a form of dyslexia that is incurable!

 

Why can I never seem to get back to sleep in the morning, even if it is way too early to get up?

[Lovecats]

Your bed must not be comfy enough. Add an extra blanket, at least 3 more pillows and a soft, comforting plushie toy to your bed. This should help you to never want to leave, the next time you wake up!

 

Now, how do I get out of bed?

[catstaff]

Spring-load one end of your bed, connected to your alarm via bluetooth, so that when the alarm goes off, the bed throws you out.

 

Do I really want to cook dinner tonight?

[Lagie]

Me, neither.

 

Must I?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Most likely. The house craves the extra heat.

 

17 hours ago, Lovecats said:

Now, how do I get out of bed?

 

Spoiler

 

How do I turn off the birds' alarm clocks so they don't start their noise before it's actually daytime?

Edited August 23, 2021 by Long_Before_Sunrise

[HangeZoe]

Grab a duck hunt Zapinator, go outside every night, and hunt every birb you see. 

 

What is the meaning of life, the theory of existence, and what happens after you die?

[Docthings]

I do not know. I just asked if I could pet your cat.

 

What lies down in the depths of the ocean?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Cthulhu's Headlouse

 

When is my time up?

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

When that egg timer goes off. Only a couple more seconds...

 

Where's _Ro_?

[catstaff]

Off on a Sooper Seekrit Mishin! You weren't supposed to ask and call attention to their absence.

 

How will you make up for endangering them?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Corvik will track _Ro_ to her location using GPS and other traceable electronics to extract her in an unsubtle and reckless manner, leaving hamsters behind. We don't just invite trouble, we revel in it!

 

I don't seem to be reveling. How do I fix that?

[Lovecats]

Commit to a daily routine of healthy self-love and well-being where you strive to get all your needs met and drink plenty of water.

 

Can I fill up my water bottle here?