Posted December 1, 2021 Ice cream, chocolate, and a heating pad. And possibly wine. Why did I spend half my day watching reactions to Steve'N'Seagull's cover of Thunderstruck? (I highly suggest setting drinks down if you choose to watch.) Share this post Link to post
Posted December 1, 2021 You knew you could get it back, as you will invent a time machine tommorow. How do i make a time machine, so i can build the first one before @catstaff Share this post Link to post
Posted December 1, 2021 The instructions are written on the inside of your bedroom wall. Good luck at guessing which wall. Evil is calling. Do I answer? Share this post Link to post
Posted December 1, 2021 No, tell it to call you back later. What does a christmas tree taste like? Share this post Link to post
Posted December 1, 2021 Habanero sauce. Why would anyone eat that anyway? Share this post Link to post
Posted December 3, 2021 People who don't want to share their food. What's in that box over there? Share this post Link to post
Posted December 4, 2021 Definitely not a cat. Where is the cat hair coming from, then? Share this post Link to post
Posted December 4, 2021 From the clothing of anyone owned by a cat, of course. Why don't you like the addition of cat hair to everything? Share this post Link to post
Posted December 4, 2021 Because I want to wear my soft black sweater and cats refuse to color coordinate. Are you sure that box is empty? Share this post Link to post
Posted December 4, 2021 No box is ever empty. If nothing else, they contain air. Why are you so worried about what might be in the box anyway? Share this post Link to post
Posted December 4, 2021 No one has seen Docthings in a long time. Why aren't you worried? Share this post Link to post
Posted December 4, 2021 My cats will protect me. Don't you have a protector? Share this post Link to post
Posted December 4, 2021 My night lamp is my most trustworthy protector. Why don't you open the box? Share this post Link to post
Posted December 4, 2021 I did open the box. I open every box I run across. It's part of my job as staff to cats, I must open the boxes and remove anything that would make it difficult for the cats to sit inside. Doesn't that night lamp attract moths? Share this post Link to post
Posted December 4, 2021 It does, but we welcome the bats. Did you know bats are of a higher rank than cats, because they are higher in the alphabetic order? Share this post Link to post
Posted December 4, 2021 Yes, plus they can fly. However, they don't make very good employers, so I'm perfectly happy working for my current bosses. Do you actually work for the bats? Share this post Link to post
Posted December 4, 2021 I try to get them to work for me, but they're kinda like cats in that regard. You know the boss word is Aaaant, right? Share this post Link to post
Posted December 5, 2021 Nope, didn't have a clue. How did you know that? Share this post Link to post
Posted December 5, 2021 I didn't, the crystal ball told me. Why is the water rising? Share this post Link to post
Posted December 5, 2021 The fire alarm set off the sprinkers. Why did the fire alarm go off? Share this post Link to post
Posted December 5, 2021 Somebody burned toast. Who re-set the toaster to super-dark? Share this post Link to post
Posted December 5, 2021 Someone who likes house fires. Now who could that be? Share this post Link to post
Posted December 5, 2021 Just because? Do we have fire extinguishers handy? Share this post Link to post
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