Rant Thread

[purplehaze]

You hung up on me? Really? What is that all about?

[CDM]

OMG, get your party out of the ****ING hallway! Go back in your apartment!!! You're pissing off my dogs and the Doberman is getting really ****ing angry Do NOT make me let the dogs out!!! The Doberman is NOT in a playing mood and my ACD is just as angry.

 

There's one rule for our apartment building...NO PARTIES IN THE HALLWAY!! You're our landlord's nephew for 's sake, you know better, AND you're all underage. off!

Edited September 23, 2012 by CDM

[Skellybones]

you. You've played this game tons more then me, and you're spamming the team chat saying I'm a noob. Just you. If you think you're so much better then me, then why don't you go and play with people you think you could beat? Why don't you go and fight my brother? I bet he's better at this game. you.

[Jennabob]

Yeah, it's no big deal. I was only the only person who started with something *on the table* to workshop, and get told to do it next week. Never mind that even *coming* to this little ego-stoking club is hugely uncomfortable for me, and bringing in something to share? I wasted the time and paper to print up enough copies. I spent all ****ing day psyching myself up to even read it aloud. I wasted an entire afternoon waiting for it to start when I could have been doing a dozen other things. And then what? "Oh, you'll be first on the list for next week." you all.

[HawktalonOfRiverClan]

Mom, Dad, I love you guys dearly, but STAY THE HECK OUT OF MY SCHOOL LIFE! Every day I get asked the same question, "What do you have for homework?" It's getting annoying! Seriously! I know what I have to do! Why do I have to repeat it? If you care that much, look in my freaking agenda! I mean, SERIOUSLY!

[OrbiterSpore]

Not a made-up-right-now rant, but copypasta'd my rant at the GMod communities:

 

(Note:Modified to comply with rules. The [highlighted] text is reffering to the sections of the GMod gaming and the community.)

 

[social]It is ABHORRENT what you kids text each other. Is English really that hard? I mean, sure, you can say lol, rofl, wtf or those well-known abbreviations, but 'imma g t th svr frm the css mp pck gy' isn't exactly comphreensible. Seriously, write right or don't.

 

[building]When people ask to help with building something, heck, do NOT destroy everything. If you think you can make better, go on and do the crap, don't act like a immature mentally-impaired 3-year-old.

 

[social/EVERYTHING]Seriously, don't you think there isn't a reason for me not to use GMod servers except in very specific occasions? Really, i LOATHE the way everyone is acting today at the servers and the community, i DEPISE you, because you don't respect anyone or anything, you have no rules and don't follow the ones very clear (I see every day more indecent at garrysmod.org, but last i recall there is a very big red-lettered message when i click upload addon that states it is prohibited), i see server mods disrespecting their own rules, i see admins with god complexes, you act like you have NO mind or creativity. No fate. No LIFE. You wasted it all and traded it for two cents and a box with pictures of unclothed people. You keep on whining and being at anyone who are not like you, but are you really anything so good that you can say they are worse? Go make something better of your life. 'Nuff said.

 

[social]Since of when freedom of choice is a crime? Are we in some kind of dumb-robot Nazi-mentally-impaired apocalypse? Quit being a or get the heck out if someone is a so-called 'furry', or likes Star Fox and isn't a stupid, brainless perv, or does know orbital mechanics, or plays KSP, or enjoys serious playing, heck, i don't care what people are or like, I'm sick of all this crappy attacks on personal likings stating that the reason is "cause ur a fag".

 

[social]I'm really glad there is a mute option. I'm so sick of 3-year olds mic-spamming the servers.

 

[social]Some things are better kept to yourself. Heck, there are some, but there still are people that may still have something positive to say that may not be 'spawn a unclothed ragdoll'. Ever thought maybe they have a brain?-- Oh, sorry, i forgot that's impossible.

 

[sandbox]Heck, why do you potatoheads with guns keep on destroying whatever i build? I DO have other things to do, and i can't afford the time to keep on starting over my contraptions. Go kick a wall.

 

[Forum/Social]OH, so my post is dumb because i'm if asking the addons i have will stop working with GMod 13? You should know then be clever in advanced orbital mechanics, real warp drive concepts, be friendly or at least neutral towards any nationality, know other games than GTA, and don't be a with everyone. Wait a sec... That sounds kinda fammiliar...

 

[Myself]Man, why i must be and act like everything those guys hate... Can't you hate something else?

 

But that's words on a screen. What i can do? Unless somehow i manage to convince Garry himself to kick his staff and start a forum permabanhammer crusade on everyone who refuses to behave, i can't do anything.

[Switch]

SERIOUSLY WHAT WERE YOU EVEN DOING.

 

I'm just gonna sit in the corner and gnaw my arm off.

[sarrepta1]

MOM YOU IDIOT MAYBE YOU SHOULD WRITE DOWN EVERY QUESTION YOU ASK ME INSTEAD OF BEING ALL LIKE "OH YEAH I'LL JUST REMEMBER THAT I ASKED THIS NO PROB" BUT YOU ASK THE SAME QUESTION OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER TIMES 453473957390278453894732 TIMES INFINITY. YES I DID DO MY HOMEWORK NO NOTHING SPECIAL HAPPENED TODAY I HAD THIS AND THIS AND THIS FOR LUNCH TODAY NOW LEAVE ME ALONE AND STOP ASKING QUESTIONS.

 

MOM YOU STILL VERY MUCH IDIOT DRAGON CAVE IS NOT A FRIGGIN VIRUS SITE WHATEVER SITE I DECIDE TO GO ON YOU HAVE TO TELL ME STEADILY "CHILD GET OFF THAT SITE IT'S A VIRUS YOUR GOING TO MURDER THE COMPUTER AND BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH... NO MOM IT'S NOT A VIRUS SITE NOT EVERY SITE CAN BE A VIRUS AND OH BY THE WAY STOP ASKING ME EVERY ING WHAT SITE IM ON ITS NOT LIKE THERE'S PORNOGRAPHY AND LIKE THAT NOW GO AWAY AND WATCH YOUR LMN MOVIE YOU CRAZY

[Keekeecat]

I DON'T WANT THIS ING BOOK

IT'S CALLED PORN FOR MEN AND I'M A WOMAN FOR GOD'S SAKE

FAR OUT I TOLD YOU TO BUY THAT OTHER BOOK AND YOU GOT ME THIS ING PIECE OF CRAP

AND THAT DAM STORE YOU GODDIT FROM HAS NO RETURN POLICY!

Edited October 1, 2012 by Keekeecat

[HawktalonOfRiverClan]

I just want to find a YouTube video with my favorite song and its lyrics. And I found a host of them--- in Spanish, Greman, Russian.... WHY NOT ENGLISH??!!!

[5icky]

Apparently clicked an egg in the AP that i DID NOT want. I didn't even know i took it. MISTAKE #1

 

Bred my two embers from marrow x ember checker "you are overburdened and decide not to keep the egg" MISTAKE #2

 

Someone picks up the egg...Scroll is hidden DX

NOW the egg is fogged. i have a feeling it's either sick, on a newbie scroll who does not know what they are doing, or they are going to try to neglect it. ugh

[AlternateMew]

Dropped my coffee and spilled the whole cup. The whole, 5 cup cup. I had to make that LAST NIGHT, with nearly the LAST of the coffee I'm ALLOWED to have. I couldn't make a sandwich because thare's no wheat bread, not even that half-white split top I usually get, so I have no sandwich either. I have one dollar, for maybe a fifth of the coffe I normally have. I have pretty much nothing to consume from 6h51 to 17h00. That's about 12 waking hours. And we can't even afford to keep any sort of breakfast in my house, so I didn't have that, either.

 

life right now. I'm going to go type and listen to Paper Sky just to remember that the world as cruel and evil as my ever supportive mom and step father like to make us think it is. It's so wonderful to live with a mother that goes out of her way to make you feel like a horrible failure at life who 'does nothing but play those damn games all day' and has no intelligence at all.

 

Peace. Love. Tolerance. Indulge in the faith for humanity you've recently seen, Mew. life, but it will get better.

 

Edit: Come to think of it, they're silently trying to force me out of vegetarianism. Fist no more jam for sandwiches. Then replace the wheat bread with split top. Then cooking full meal soups that always contain flesh. Of course I won't eat it, dummies. Then weeding out any vegetables beyond stuff from the garden that's starting to rot. Now getting rid of even that half-white sh** substitute for wheat bread for full, cardboard-tasting, nutritionally deprived white.

Edited October 4, 2012 by AlternateMew

[OrbiterSpore]

SERIOUSLY WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS ****ING COUNTRY?!

 

HELL, I KNOW THAT THIS COUNTRY IS POOR, BUT SERIOUSLY, STEALING COMPUTER PROCESSORS WHEN I'M ALREADY PAYING FOR RAM UPGRADES AND REPAIRS?! WHAT IN THE ****ING HELL?!? HELL, I WAS SAVING UP THAT DAMNABLE MONEY TO HAVE THE CHANCE TO GO TO THE LINKIN PARK SHOW ONCE! ONCE! AND YOU RUINED IT!

 

SERIOUSLY DILMA, BURN IN THE FIRE OF A THOUSAND SUNS IF YOU DON'T DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS. I'M STARTING TO FEEL LIKE A CRIMINAL FOR LIVING WITHIN THE LAW!!!

 

USA, Japan, Canada, Germany, UK, Scotland, Mongolia, China, South Korea, Australia, Italy, Mexico, hell i don't care anymore. I'm in serious need of permanent vacations of this ****ing hellhole.

 

Not to mention how people here seem to have been exposed to indecency since their birth. Seriously, i know that you are not brazillionaries or Einsteins, but WHY THE AM I SUPPOSED TO LIKE MUSIC THAT SAYS ABHORRENT THINGS ABOUT EVERYTHING, ESPECIALLY WHEN IT COMES TO FAMILY, AND WHY IN THE FIRE OF A THOUSAND SUNS AM I SUPPOSED TO THINK THAT MY OWN DRAWING OF KRYSTAL IS SUPPOSED TO SEEM FREAKING SUGGESTIVE?! IF YOU FIND HER PRETTY, HELL, I DON'T CARE, BUT SERIOUSLY, DON'T YOU DARE TO BE INDECENT IN MY PRESENCE.

 

HELL, I DON'T CARE IF I DON'T OWN A [insert iOS here] OR IF MY PHONE DOESN'T HAVE YOUR DISGRACED FUNK. I CAN BARELY UNDERSTAND WHY SOMEONE IN THEIR MIND WOULD LISTEN TO THAT AND ENJOY. IT IS SHEER ESSENCE OF SUICIDE.

 

"The one who destroys a good book, kills reason itself."

 

I'm not sure who said that, but hell yeah, you're right. I saw cases of some people living in the worst possible conditions, but they did read things that made them better than much people i know here in acceptable conditions. Fair education plus time equals a good country. And we lack anything near acceptable.

 

"-I want to be a [insert word that means woman that sells her body]"

I'm not joking, someone really said that to me. And i have no doubts that if it wasn't that it would be drug smuggling, assassin, thievery, or a funk 'music composer'. More like 'music de-composer'. Seriously, i don't even...

 

OH, SO YOU THINK THAT BECAUSE OF WHAT I DO I AM A IDIOT? EVER LOOKED AT THE MIRROR, EH MATEY? FACE IT, YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE, AND YOU ARE IDIOTS. DON'T RANT AT ME BECAUSE OF MY GAME STYLE CHOICE. GO PLAY YOUR STUPID GTA. YOU, SIR, MUST BE A SCHOLAR TO THINK THAT I'M STUPID FOR LIKING FLIGHT SIMULATION, STAR TREK AND STAR FOX. IF I COULD, I'D JUST GO AWAY AND LET YOU BECOME EVEN MORE ROTTEN, BUT I DON'T HAVE THE MONEY. WE'RE ALL ON THE SAME BOAT HERE.

 

ALSO, PEOPLE HERE ARE THE WORSE KINDS THAT YOU CAN THINK OF. I KNOW OF CHILDREN AT 13 HAVING THEIR CHILDREN, AND MEETING THEIR GRAND-SONS AT 25. LET ALONE THE PEDOS EVERYWHERE, S***Y HELL, WHAT THE HELL THOSE PEOPLE NEED TO STOP THIS?! GETTING THE HELL BOMBED OUT OF THEM?!?!! REALLY, I DON'T NEED TO BE PSYCHIC TO KNOW THAT SOONER OR LATER, SOMEONE WILL DECLARE WAR TO THIS HELLHOLE, AND WILL WIN. THIS PLACE IS UNPREPARED, UNDEFENDED, UNDISCIPLINED AND ANYTHING THAT IS THE CONTRARY OF GOOD NATIONAL TRAITS!

 

SAY, DID ANYONE OF YOU GUYS SEE A POLITICIAN DIE OF LACK OF MEDICAL TREATMENT?! WE HAVE THAT TOO! THE SAID GUY WAS HAVING SERIOUS MEDICAL ISSUES, BUT 'DIDN'T HAVE A MARKED APPOINTMENT' AND DIED JUST NEAR THE CLINIC. DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO PEOPLE WITH LESS ACQUISITION POWER? THEY JUST DIE. THE FREE CLINIC SERVICES ARE THE LAUGHING STOCK OF WORLD'S HEALTHCARE.

 

AND WHY THE HELL DESTROY ONE OF THE ONLY PRESERVED FOREST AREAS LEFT IN THE WORLD TO MAKE FREAKING CHAIRS AND TABLES!!?! I SEE A LOT MORE OF STYLE IN GLASS AND STEEL, HELL! LEAVE THE FOREST ALONE! WE DO NOT NEED MORE FREAKING AND UGLY HOUSEHOLD STUFF TO SAY "I'm too rich and i may troll you".

 

WHO THE EFFING HELL SAID THAT WE NEED ANOTHER HYDRO DAM FOR POWER PLANTS? OUR COUNTY SHOULD HAVE NO CORRUPTION, THEN, YEEEEESSS. OH, DOES SANTA EXIST, TOO? SERIOUSLY, DESTROYING WHAT'S LEFT OF THE NATIVE CULTURE FROM THIS PLACE TO GET MORE POWER FOR NONSENSE? I'D RATHER STOP SELLING THE EFFIN POWER FROM THE EFFIN NUKE PLANT WE EFFIN HAVE, HELL!

 

OOOOOOOHHHHH, AND THERE'S MOOOOORE, A LOOOOOOOT MORE. YOU KNOW ABOUT THE CRIME HERE? TELL YOU WHAT, I'LL BE 250% HONEST WITH YOU, IT'S OVER 9000! REALLY, CRIMINALS HERE HAVE BETTER WEAPONRY THAN THE ARMY ITSELF! REALLY, THEY HAVE ROCKET LAUNCHERS, THEY DOWNED A POLICE HELICOPTER IN RIO DE JANEIRO, AND WHY THE EFFIN HELL OF AIR FORCE DOESN'T BOMB THE S*** OUT OF THEM!? SERIOUSLY, THERE WILL BE A KLEPTOCRACY IN NO TIME IF WE DON'T DO SOMETHING!

 

"There is only one good, knowledge, and one evil, ignorance."

-Socrates

 

This is the cleverest thing anyone could say. The flock of brainless zombie sheeps that live here just go on and kill, and kill and kill each other and everything in the way until there is nothing left for people who have lives, and we stop, "just stuck, hollow and alone."

 

I am leaving this rant as a clear warning that this place is NOT a tropical paradise, more like a INFERNAL HELL. Do not come here if you value your happiness and don't want to see the suffering of others. Do not leave home if you are here and don't want to get killed. Don't blink, blink and you're dead, don't dare even think of changing this, just do your best to escape this torturing hell, and i'll not think twice before i hit "Add Reply". Really, i'm sending a clear 'stay away or don't stay' signal to the world, and everyone who lives in the same country as i am, just hope for the best, because that's all we can do without getting shot at by a crackpot or a corrupted politician.

Edited October 4, 2012 by OrbiterSpore

[HawktalonOfRiverClan]

I can not believe you messed with the lip balm recipe. I liked it just as it was. Now it's runny, and it smells terrible. It's just lip balm, I'm not going to eat it! It just needs to smell good! And now it smells like crap!!! I hate you...

[DragonSpirit009]

THESE PEOPLE ARE SO FREAKING... JUST GRRRAAAA!!!! *pulls hair out*

 

WE WHERE SUPPOSE TO MOVE THE END OF THE MONTH BUT NOOOOO.... THE MOVE IS NEXT WEEK!

 

HOW THE HECK AM I GOING TO FIND A PLACE TO STAY?! AND PETROL?!

 

AND NOW THEY ALSO PLACE ME TO SIT NEXT TO THE PERSON I DISLIKES THE MOST!!!!

 

*screams into pillow*

[Lagie]

I HATE MAKING PHONE CALLS AND I AM NOT A VET. THE VET SUPPLIES WERE TO BE ORDERED BY THE VETS. WHY AM I NOW SUDDENLY BEING ASKED TO MAKE PHONE CALLS FOR ORDERING THEM?

Edited October 9, 2012 by Lagie

[Obscure_Trash]

GET OFF THE INTERNET AND DO YOUR HOMEWORK, SOCK

[Keekeecat]

FAR OUT ON MY OTHER FORUM PEOPLE ARE MOBBING ME FOR TELLING THEM TO STOP ING SPAMMING! THEY HATE ME FOR FOLLOWING THE RULES! THAT'S JUST NOT REAL!

Edited October 11, 2012 by Keekeecat

[CDM]

WHAT THE 'ELL IS WRONG WITH SOME PEOPLE? SO I BEAT YOU TO A BLUSANG EGG! GET THE OVER IT! STOP ADDING IT TO HATCHERIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

Seriously! This is dumb. WTF! I left that egg fogged for over an hour this time, and when I finally un-fogged it, I watched it for over half an hour, before I put it back up for trade. It's views didn't MOVE until the second I put the teleport link back up. Then...BOOM, two views in less than a second. And since my scroll is hidden, the rest of my eggs' views didn't move, and the other CB Blusang that I have up for trade is still at 0-0-0, that seems kind of odd don'tcha think?

 

JUST PISS OFF! If I have to, I will keep this egg fogged until it's ER (unless I get a trade offer,) then hatch it and fog it until it's old enough to become an instant adult. No skin off MY nose. I could use another CB Blusang.

 

GET A FRIGGIN' LIFE AND GROW UP

Edited October 13, 2012 by CDM

[OrbiterSpore]

Oh, come on, i'm not paid enough to stand and see these kind of things.

 

IS THAT SOME PROBLEM YOU HAVE WITH A SIMPLE REQUEST?! COME ON, I'VE BEEN LOOKING ON ALMOST EVERYWHERE, FROM DC FORUMS TO FACEPUNCH. YOU MADE ME GO DOWN ALL THE WAY TO THE UNDERWORLD, DIG INTO THE NETHER AND FALL DOWN A HOLE INTO HELL, BUT I DON'T EVEN GET TO FIND THE ONE THING I'M LOOKING FOR?! IS IT REALLY HARD TO GET ONE MODEL?!

 

Oh, this is starting to feel like a curse. I've found about four threads, three got derailed by people with reduced brain capacity and a affinity to inappropriate content, and the other one went dead. So, i can't either bump it or try the other ones? I don't care, i was pretty clear stating what i wanted, now you come and try to derail everything AGAIN? DON'T YOU EVER GET ENOUGH OF RUINING OTHER'S WORK AND REQUESTS!?!? I'M ALREADY SICK OF ALL THIS, AND I ASSURE YOU THAT IF I WAS THE ONE IN CHARGE OF THIS DISGRACE, I WOULD JUST SET OFF BANS ON EVERYONE THAT JUST SPAMS THE CRAP OUT OF EVERY THREAD THEY FIND!!!

 

I'M SICK OF ERASING MY SEARCH HISTORY FOR THE AMOUNT OF CRAP I FIND, I'M SICK OF USING ANONYMOUS MODE ALL THE BLAZING TIME I SPEND LOOKING FOR SOMETHING BLUE! Nope, it's not the TARDIS.

 

AND I'M ALREADY SICK OF HAVING ALL MY THREADS SPAMMED BY EVEN THE MODERATION STAFF!!! WHAT DOES ONE HAVE TO DO TO COMPLETE A REQUEST WITHOUT REPERCUSSIONS AFTERWARDS?!!? I'M NOT GOING TO GRAB A PAIR OF SMGs AND SHOOT THE CRAP OUT OF EVERYONE OF THE STAFF, BUT SERIOUSLY, I SEE MORE CRAP THERE THAN MEGAUPLOAD HAD!!!

 

*inhale*

 

SO, YOU WILL SPAM MY THREADS OVER AND OVER WHILE I KEEP CLOSING AND CREATING THEM AGAIN?! I DON'T FREAKING CARE!!! I JUST WANT THE ASDFGHJGHGDAHSGJ MOD!! DON'T LIKE THE REQUEST, DON'T POST ANYTHING! I'M NOT GETTING PAID TO SEE FIFTH-GRADE ENGLISH!

 

And if someone does that kind of crap again, i'm not sure if i will keep my good manners on, sir. You have been warned. Help me or leave the thread, i don't care. Suit yourself, just don't make things even worse than they already are.

[Gsea]

It is nearly one in the morning and I WANT TO SLEEP

Insomnia YOU SUCK

 

Parents are out

Have been out since like 5:00

Siblings are being NOISY

 

YA'LL ARE SUPPOSED TO BE SLEEPING

Go TO SLEEP

[gyiyg]

Oh my god at least WAIT AWHILE before coming inside after you smoke so you don't drag the smell of disgusting cancerous fumes in with you. I was just starting to get over this cold and now my nose is running and I'm coughing again. Thanks a lot. <<

[Obscure_Trash]

Lolnope. You're not going to get any sympathy from me. I don't see what was done wrong and I think you way overreacted. I'm not on your side. You do this all the time, this whiny, pathetic, I'm-always-the-victim, I'm-always-trying-to-be-friends-with-everybody, boo-hoo, look at me, love me, love me, love me crap and I'm sick and tired of it and sick and tired of you. You're a highly annoying, nosy, craptastic person. Stop trying to make people believe you are this perfect little princess. I'm just not buying it. Shut up so I don't have to deal with you.

[Gsea]

UGH.

 

Dear fellow freshmen who like to huddle in the back of the bus and smoke weed,

Please. Stop. You're killing the rest of us who don't want to be involved in your smoking adventures. Today was the worst of all. It smelled like burning marshmallows and a bunch of other smoky things, and all of us who sit at the front and prefer not to involve ourselves with your kind were wondering what that smell could be. Luckily that new girl had had her experience with the stuff, and she knew exactly what you all were doing -___- It didn't go away, either. Nope. I smelled it the whole way home. It was just...horribly gross. My god, you're barely teenagers. I don't want to know how the heck you got your hands on it, I don't want to know why you are all sitting around smoking it, I just would like you to stop because we were dying. The people behind me were coughing, and I was trying to ignore the unusual headache the smell was giving me.

Also, girls - keep your shirts on. That might be hard for you, but please. You just come across as incredibly desperate. In case you didn't know, we do notice - even though the guys you're smoking with don't really spare a glance for you - or are they just too high to notice? - but we notice and we talk about you. But that's just what you wanted, right? God.

FYI we do not live in the ghetto. You have never even been in the ghetto, but you act like it's all you've ever known. Why do you talk like that, hmm? Nobody around you talks like that. Your parents don't. I sure do not. We live in a nice suburban neighborhood. We go to a very nice school. Our whole city is a pleasant place. Nice families, friendly parents, some very smart and hardworking people - and then there are people like you. You're like the grease stains on an otherwise sparkling community. You disgust me. I don't like people in general that much but I give them a chance to prove themselves before I judge them - except for when I can see their underwear because their pants are around their knees, except for when I can smell the marijuana smoke on them, except for when you are bragging about all the guys you have slept with. Oh. My. God. Grow up already.

Sincerely, a peer of yours

 

-____-

My rant for today.

Edited October 18, 2012 by glamoursea2

[Jet Raptor]

WHERE'S THE KIPZIN' RANT THREAD WHEN I NEED IT???

Ohey, here it is. *brick'd*

 

I am SICK of this house. I am SICK of this humid, salty ocean air. I am SICK of said air corroding/rusting EVERYTHING METAL. A computer should last more than 10 months, dammit. The ocean air won't even let us keep the thing for a year.

I. Need. To. Move. NOW.

*flips ALL the tables*