Posted August 8, 2012 So a few days ago I went ice skating, and I couldn't feel my fingers, or my face at that. I couldn't talk for about 20 minutes afterwards, so I was texting my friend who was right next to me. This is what happened Me: Maybe i easny ok wgen isaid i was (Maybe I wasn't okay when I said I was. I had told him earlier I was completely fine even though I felt like death) Him: At least it's warm in here (we were in a bus at the time) Me: I feel like imonf ire (I feel like I'm on fire) Him: I have no idea who the hell Imonf Ire is, never hear of anyone with that last name, but they must feel terrible (He mistook my typo for somebody's name I guess. Me: *breaks out in laughter* Im on fire Him: Ohhh *later. He's playing dead and staring at me in an awkward way and not blinking* Me: Did I kill youf Me: Why art thoy starinh(Why art thou staring?) Him: I have never seen art called thoy starinh I am now actually going to draw something, put it on my dA, and name it "Thoy Starinh" That made me laugh so hard, I named a dragon Imonf Ire in your honor. I was once on an IRC with a guy named Bob. I type, "hi boob." Luckily I caught it before I posted it, 'cause that would have be akward. Share this post Link to post
Posted August 8, 2012 May have posted it before. So, I have a huge list of the characters I use in one RP, and a quick description of them. A small snippet of Torulity's description... Thunderblood Brutality Emblem. Two of Hearts, Talence's sister by blood. She is a brutal, rude, cruel, gory, bloody woman with the attrubite of blood. Attru BITE.. I thought it was incredibly fitting, so I kept it. Share this post Link to post
Posted August 8, 2012 That made me laugh so hard, I named a dragon Imonf Ire in your honor. You are officially awesome I accidentally let my friend use my iPad, and she changed it to where it would change a lot of words to "bibfork" Oh the hilarity... "Hey, wanna play bibfork later?" "I AM GOING TO BIBFORK YOU" Share this post Link to post
Posted August 8, 2012 (edited) All of these typos are hilarious. I make types often. Lately, the most common has been you're->your. EDIT: Here's a typo made by an friend: DuckInShades: Call me Duck. Also the forums gie my phone 10 minutes of load time so wont be doing them much. Mousia: Alright, DIS. Also, you're forums account is activated. ____ I posted first, Duck posted afterwards, FYI. The second one is funnier, I think. Edited August 8, 2012 by Mousia Share this post Link to post
Posted August 9, 2012 Autocorrect has tourrettes IMADDICTEDTODORITOS at my mom (I'm mad at my mom. And I am NOT addicted to Doritos.) That ROCKETPOWEREDRECLINER (That rocks) Share this post Link to post
Posted August 10, 2012 I once was writing an essay for my English class, and instead of typing the word "find" like I was intending, I got the word "dinf". Unknowingly, (because I didn't really like editing my papers then) I turned it in and got it back saying in red pen, "What's dinf?" It was pretty humiliating. Share this post Link to post
Posted August 10, 2012 My worst typo when I was talking to a girl about a photoshoot deal. When I accidentally said "We want you for the sex." I meant to say "We want you for the set." Luckily after I explained she understood. Share this post Link to post
Posted August 11, 2012 On my iPhone here's what happened: I'm gonna duck you so hard tomato that donuts fart. I don't remember what I was trying to say.. buy that's what my iPhone corrected it to. Share this post Link to post
Posted August 11, 2012 When I was little, I wrote these stories. Oh my God, there are just so many that I have to post a big list on most of them. I wrote these when I was like six anyways, so excuse the major typing fails "0 baskieks at pe." - akadetliy-accidentaly hobiel-hosbital cuide-could turodl-trouble fucher-future sencens-cents monton-mountain cliftsts-cliffs lechecs-leeches lagthing-laughing grilfrinde-girlfriend weal chare-weel chair trothy-trophy froshoste-ferocious rofe-roof turbule-trouble entell-until theruwe-through piereod-period bulled-build (in the book, it was a grammatical error, therefore "build" should have been "built") hoter-hotter palintolesgyist-paleontologist feamalse-females agien-again ceicele-cycle poods-pods chicelliss-chrysalis piciers-pictures tarifid-terrified ibusd-abused coute-caught canping-camping cotch-coach ceped-kept afiad-afraid ateen-eaten shoe-show own-one Niok-Nick stupode-stupid cuohgt-caught lahting-laughing thosonse-thousands Oh my God what a long list. Share this post Link to post
Posted August 11, 2012 (edited) I was doing a group IM conversation with my friends and I was the first to speak... Let's just say "gits" is not a synonym for "guys"... And I was doing an IM conversation with another one of my friends and I said "brb, changing into my t-shirt and beans". I meant jeans. Honest. Edited August 11, 2012 by cfmtfm Share this post Link to post
Posted August 11, 2012 You are officially awesome I accidentally let my friend use my iPad, and she changed it to where it would change a lot of words to "bibfork" Oh the hilarity... "Hey, wanna play bibfork later?" "I AM GOING TO BIBFORK YOU" Ahaha! That is awesome! Your friend has a wonderful sense of humor. Share this post Link to post
Posted August 11, 2012 I was doing a group IM conversation with my friends and I was the first to speak... Let's just say "gits" is not a synonym for "guys"... And I was doing an IM conversation with another one of my friends and I said "brb, changing into my t-shirt and beans". I meant jeans. Honest. LOLOLOL. That's hilarious. Share this post Link to post
Posted August 12, 2012 You are officially awesome I accidentally let my friend use my iPad, and she changed it to where it would change a lot of words to "bibfork" Oh the hilarity... "Hey, wanna play bibfork later?" "I AM GOING TO BIBFORK YOU" The description I gave him is kinda dark though, 'cause I fail at writting funny descrips and it was a cultural reference to use the real story... On topic: LOL. Any particular reason for "bibfork"? Or was it just a major typefail? Speaking of typefails, I have images on my desktop spelling out my name. For like two months it was misspelled. How's that for sad-funny? Share this post Link to post
Posted August 21, 2012 there's to many examples for this one. i keep typing "mabye" instead of "maybe" i almost did the same thing just now...i dunno why i do that. and my friend feels the need to point it out everytime Share this post Link to post
Posted August 29, 2012 So... more RP typos. To explain, there was a four-sided battle-war-competition-thing in this RP... so one person, Jakinzhu, decided to root for Vexen's team, despite his own son and former lover being on a separate team. Vexen responds with "Nameru and your own sun!?"... I tried to save it. "I can't believe you own a sun. I know you have a lot of money, but really." And later, I had to explain that Dragand was cuddling Elor for some reason.. one autocorrect later, and Dragand gets to cuddle Door. Share this post Link to post
Posted August 29, 2012 One of the news reports about Neil Armstrong's death messed up his last name so that the article was about Neil Young. Share this post Link to post
Posted August 29, 2012 Typo in another forum: I don't want the school to fart again... I mean't start Share this post Link to post
Posted August 30, 2012 I remember a few from correcting stuff: - in plane site (I thought the writer wanted to test my English, to be honest. Never occurred to me it was an actual double typo.) - ultraviolent light (was supposed to mean ultraviolet light, obviously) But I'm sure there are better ones around. Share this post Link to post
Posted September 24, 2012 (edited) Not a typo, but an autocorrect from my friend: Me: "BTW, I'ma be going around 4-5 if for some crazy reason you guys did want to see me " Her: "Ok? Well, we're leaving soon to get [NAMEHERE:D] and stuff. AND DON'T TEXT ME WHILE I'M IN THWARTING SHOWER!" Me: "....thwarting?" ETA: And here is my amazing phone with a few more autocorrects.. Me: Mk ~ You'll need a CompuServe. Him: CompuServe? Me: And a compote would be nice too. Him: Compote? Me: ... and a computer while you're at it. Hush Him: Jellyfish(This is the name of my phone.. came from an autocorrect 'what the hell'->'what the jellyfish'.) hates computers. Me: Apparently! He's just Jehovah. Me: ..... jealous. o.O Edited September 30, 2012 by Aquenee Share this post Link to post
Posted October 7, 2012 A lot of the time I almost type 'poop' instead of 'pop'. Share this post Link to post
Posted October 7, 2012 i have almost put porject instead of project also i just spelled have ahve while i was typing this. lots more tyops since i type so fast whoops typos i meant lol Share this post Link to post
Posted December 17, 2012 (edited) I shouldn't write as often as I do. "I'm a part of this, too." A door came from the voiceway, The experience whole left Vexen's mind mind and silenced, Her hands. were rogh with, balck and purple scales her fingernails extended into bright viloet,claws ETA: I just realized, the first one came from a chapter that is literally about the fear of writing. Edited December 17, 2012 by Aquenee Share this post Link to post
Posted December 17, 2012 Oh-oh god. So funny! This is so funny. Omgimrotflolalmfao! Share this post Link to post
Posted December 17, 2012 Actually, I have a bad habit of spelling ore instead of or. Fro=For were always ends up as where. It's sad. Share this post Link to post
Posted December 18, 2012 There are many words that I kind of choke with them. And sometimes when I'm typing too fast, I type whole sentences in the wrong like of keys.... Share this post Link to post
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