The Typo Thread.

[Aquenee]

I was joking with danger about her 'claim' as 'calim'... and this came up.

 

"IV - Vexen: I SHALL CALIM YOUR SOAL!

IV - Vexen: ..

IV - Vexen: soul*

IV - Vexen: ...that never happened."

[dangershy]

This is a typo from Wonton over Steam Chat-

 

 

WHAT?

YOU RAPE IN MINING SESSIONS?

[AlternateMew]

I use my Paper Dragon to tell me which Red I use next for Incubate. "Theye Inry sez *insert dragon here*". "Sez" often comes out as "sex". I catch it and correct it, but it amuses me none the less.

[wonton55912]

 

I swear it's not my fault all my dirty typos have to do with minecraft.

[Laurarockstar]

The only typo I can think of right now is when we where on Xat (New Beginnings Chat) Alex typed "go tits" instead of "got it"

[thomasgold19]

I have made so many typos on my ipod i cant remember em right now but i think my autocorrect quit trying

[wonton55912]

 

The things that can happen when you lose your glasses after going into a pool with way too much chlorine.

 

And once someone over steam chat (forgot who) was trying to type glasses, they typed glassass.

Edited August 17, 2011 by wonton55912

[wonton55912]

Sorry for the double post/bump but this deserves its own post:

[DragonNeko]

I had a friend that was talking to me over AIM once and she said "Crap brb my penis leaking." Cue me cracking up and her being like "WTF"

OMG! totally made my day better!!

 

I type 'Gimme a sex' instead of 'Gimme a sec'

 

i said 'moth' instead of 'month'

 

Can't think of anymore off the top of my head tho

[libby2999]

I flip my words around of somtimes my first sounds. Like I remember saying really loudly, "UHH!! I steped in a peb wouble" when I ment to say wet puddle. hahaha! I love how I also had to say wet puddle not just puddle. and I do that when I talk fast and I talk fast when Im mad so I sound so stupid when Im mad.

Edited August 19, 2011 by libby2999

[Gsea]

This is a typo from Wonton over Steam Chat-

 

 

WHAT?

YOU RAPE IN MINING SESSIONS?

Holy gosh, this made me laugh so hard.

 

One time, when I was writing a book report in which certain characters called other characters "norms" I typed "norms" as "noobs." Two days later, the paper was handed back to me with a large, red circle and question mark around said "noob." My poor teacher. She was certain I had no idea what I was talking about!

[Dragon Tamer Akira]

I make typos all the time x.x;

[Jet Raptor]

Oh my, this thread made me laugh so hard. X3

 

I "liked" the Sims 3 on facebook. This was one of their statuses today:

"Jam on the guitar? Or tinkle the ivories on the piano?"

I lol'd.

 

I make a lot of typos myself. -.-

Fortunately, I tend to catch most of them beforehand.

[Chiaki]

'Speech typos' I make all the time, like this one time when I was playing ps2 with my friend I meant to say,

 

"put a spell on his head!" but came out as, "put a hell on his sped!"

 

and like 10 minutes later I said, "the strong isn't sword enough!"

 

fail!

[Aquenee]

'Speech typos' I make all the time, like this one time when I was playing ps2 with my friend I meant to say,

 

"put a spell on his head!" but came out as, "put a hell on his sped!"

 

and like 10 minutes later I said, "the strong isn't sword enough!"

 

fail!

Speech-o's can be rather lulzy at times

"It's a chain of mountain chains..wait, what?"

 

As far as typos... not too long ago in CPA when I was saying that I love gray dragons. I wrote 'gay dragons' instead. :/

[dangershy]

That is all.

[Aquenee]

"Vexen and Sax soon entered a clearing in the forest,"

 

I meant Saix. :l

[dangershy]

LOLFAIL

 

[wonton55912]

LOLFAIL

 

For the record, I meant port forwarding.

 

I can't count how many times I've done that.

[Engiype]

Once, instead of "BOOM HEADSHOT" I accidentally typed "BOOM HEAD<plzdontbanme>." I think you can guess the second part.

[tinakhal]

Instead of typing 'What do you want to do on your birthday?' it came out as 'Who do you want to do on your birthday?'

[mickiloo97]

I usually put like... You Nork instead of New York (I do this a LOT while speaking )

 

As in typing, I'll do this kinda thing a lot:

"Th edog"

 

Instead of

"The dog"

 

Since I can't spell I have FireFox with the spell check and when I try to type vicious it will edit to become viscous, which is way off. So it went a little like this:

 

"They are usually viscous in nature..."

 

And someone's like:

 

"Viscous? They ooze?"

 

And I'm like:

 

"Wtf? NO?!"

 

and it was pretty funny.

 

*end rant*

[Engiype]

Yeah, I have a lot of iPod autocorrect fails. Like when it changes "thingy" to "Thimbu."

[Aquenee]

Pretty much the same as autocorrect...

"Saix" became "Saxophone."

"Feels too real, for I can't feel the moon's strength in my dreams." Saxophone answered, smirking as he glanced upward to the moon.

[dangershy]

Takeout said I could post this.

 

 

Wait...

What?

O-o