The Typo Thread.

[Engiype]

"Takeout?"

[Bobbica]

my friend lied to her boyfriend stupidly though the phone:

 

bf: hey why aren't you answering?

gf: I dropped my phone. I'll text you when i find it

bf: okay. let me know when.

 

--an hour or so later--

 

bf: did you find it yet?

gf: nope

 

[Engiype]

^ lol funny fail is funny

[dangershy]

 

What's a 'bent'?

[wonton55912]

"Takeout?"

That's my nickname.

 

[dangershy]

this is what my mom just said.

 

'Baby Syanne.'

She meant:

'Babysit Shyanne.'

FAIL.

Edited August 24, 2011 by NixAyum

[wonton55912]

[caramba2654]

" I type with tree fingers on each hand".

 

I don't. lol

 

 

 

[wonton55912]

[libby2999]

lolz, wonton, you just fail at making the correct letters come out in your fingers you amuse me.

[dangershy]

I will list a whole bunch of typos from a recent chat.

 

 

That's all I'm gonna list. Pagestrechness.

[Cherryb0mb_666]

wasn't my autocorrect but my friend sent me this

 

(question was how are you feeling)

 

answer: Not too good got a bad case of the manboobs

 

I laughed like a mad man

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[dangershy]

lolramisfail

 

 

no, he wore a condor

Edited September 3, 2011 by dangershy

[Akatia]

I got many errors on some games.

 

Rig instead of ring, cruhs instead of crush, man instead of mane.

[dangershy]

Oh god.

I can pull a million typos from steam.

 

 

IV - Vexen: What fould you possibly want

--

And from a chat right now...

 

 

10:58 PM - IV - Vexen: FOUND EIGHT

10:58 PM - IV - Vexen: Xigbar vs Rainbow fash!

11:01 PM - IV - Vexen: FOUND TEN. TEN. TEN. TEN. TEN.

11:02 PM - IV - Vexen: TOUND ELEBEN!

11:04 PM - IV - Vexen: ROUND TWELCE

11:04 PM - IV - Vexen: TWLVE

11:05 PM - Marluxia: Riku wings.

11:07 PM - IV - Vexen: Round thirtenn!

11:07 PM - IV - Vexen: theitenn

11:07 PM - IV - Vexen: thirtenn

11:07 PM - IV - Vexen: thirtenn

11:07 PM - wonton55912: thirTJ

11:07 PM - IV - Vexen: Naimen vs Kairi!

11:09 PM - IV - Vexen: ROUND FOURTENN

11:09 PM - IV - Vexen: FOURTEN

11:09 PM - IV - Vexen: FOUTTNEE

11:10 PM - IV - Vexen: FLTTUEYRSHY VS SAIX

11:10 PM - IV - Vexen: 2 VOTES XAIX

11:11 PM - IV - Vexen: 1 VOTE FLUTTERHSY

11:11 PM - IV - Vexen: Xerdare vd Rairyt!

11:12 PM - IV - Vexen: XERDRAE

11:12 PM - IV - Vexen: RARITY

11:12 PM - IV - Vexen: round saixtenasn

11:13 PM - IV - Vexen: AXEL VS RECIK, APPRENTICE OF EARTH.

11:13 PM - IV - Vexen: RECIK

11:13 PM - IV - Vexen: RECIK

11:13 PM - IV - Vexen: REXIK

11:14 PM - IV - Vexen: ` cotes axel, 1 votes rexik

11:15 PM - IV - Vexen: I am just watiign for me to make ta typo.

11:15 PM - IV - Vexen: ....

11:15 PM - IV - Vexen: DARN YOU, I MEANT WATIING

11:15 PM - IV - Vexen: WAITNG

11:15 PM - IV - Vexen: WAITNNG

11:15 PM - IV - Vexen: WAINT

11:16 PM - IV - Vexen: vote for me marlsuhahdasj

11:16 PM - IV - Vexen: malruxha

11:16 PM - IV - Vexen: malruashd

11:16 PM - IV - Vexen: marluscha

11:16 PM - IV - Vexen: marluxia

11:18 PM - IV - Vexen: ROUND OEN

11:18 PM - IV - Vexen: Xalidn vs Lexaeus!

11:20 PM - IV - Vexen: ROUNDT WO

11:20 PM - IV - Vexen: ROND TWO

11:20 PM - IV - Vexen: 2 votes Twilsightha

11:21 PM - IV - Vexen: wiligbh

11:21 PM - IV - Vexen: FLOCCINOUASHCINIHILIPILIFICATIONS

11:22 PM - IV - Vexen: MARLOASUCHA

11:23 PM - IV - Vexen: LARXENE VS RAINBOWV DAHSA

11:24 PM - IV - Vexen: OKAY SO LARXENE VS RAINBOWD SHAD

11:24 PM - IV - Vexen: RANINWBOS DASH

11:24 PM - IV - Vexen: RAINBOWD DASH

 

 

Edited September 4, 2011 by dangershy

[wonton55912]

My thirTJ typo wasn't actually a typo, but thirteej was.

Remind us not to type in the dark.

[tmandan]

~Spam removed~ Edited September 5, 2011 by SockPuppet Strangler

[Akatia]

This also happened on one of the games I play:

 

"graystripe" turns inviles

 

He was really saying that he turned invisible.

[Segamen]

I had made countless of typos, and sometimes even typing the wrong pronoun while talking about my OC concepts. ("he" became "she" but I manage to spot that before posting it in Xat )

[earwig]

So once I was in a livestream and the topic of cats vs. dogs came up. Some guy was meant to type "Ewww cats, I like dogs."

 

What he actually typed was "Ewwww cats, I like dongs."

[dragonfreak6132]

I misread August's abbreviation for April's abbreviation. Uhm yeah...

[auroshen]

I have to say one of my bad typos was spelling someone's username wrong when their sig clearly read, "I really hate it when you spell my name wrong. So don't." Apparently I don't read things like that.

[Trikonasana]

Typed "cramps" as "craps" into my phone while texting the other day.

 

Saying you have "muscle craps" to your friend causes a lot of confusion, needless to say.

[wonton55912]

Bringing this thread back to life

 

 

Funny thing is, I'm not religious.

[TLOSpyrogirl]

"I am going to bread."

 

'Nuff said.