Corrupt-A-Wish

[Ælex]

Granted but a Pirate kidnaps you and feeds you to sharks.

 

I wish for a sandwich.

[nuttymeg3]

Granted but I eat it

 

I wish I could eat peanut butter with a spoon without getting yelled at

[Chicogal]

Granted, but it turns out to be rotten, so you can't eat it anyway.

 

I wish that Johnny Depp would come to my house, and spend an afternoon with me.

Edited May 29, 2011 by Chicogal

[nuttymeg3]

Granted, but he turns out to be creepy

 

I wish that my dog wasn't epileptic

[Ælex]

Granted, but it gets rabies.

 

I wish I wish I was a fish.

[Chicogal]

Granted, but a fisherman catches you for dinner.

 

I wish that I was an awesome singer!

[Ælex]

Granted, but haters headshot you with a sniper rifle on your first concert.

 

I wish I didn't have a damn headache. Nnnnnnnnnnngh.

[cerulean-skies]

Granted, but now you have a stomach ache instead.

 

I wish I was a ninja!

[Ælex]

Granted, but a pirate kidnaps you and forces you to walk the plank.

 

I wish my phone would shut up already.

[sailing101]

granted, you have no phone.

 

 

wish for 10000000000000000000000 genuine desirable american bucks that nobody will steal or take for taxes and will not loose their value

[choco566]

Granted, but you get them all wet and they all fall apart. :3

 

I wish I had a life supply of tea.

[Lalasa]

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Granted, it's a life supply of rotten tea.

 

I wish I could be a normal sized person.

Edited May 29, 2011 by Lalasa

[OrbiterSpore]

Granted but then you are hit by a normally sized baseball and falls over normally sized quick sand.

 

I wish that my computer would never break.

[LadyNatasha]

Granted, but every other piece of technology you have will break.

 

I wish I could live in a perfect world.

[Lalasa]

Granted, its so perfect because there's no world at all.

 

I wish I could meet Nyan Cat.

 

 

[choco566]

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Granted, but it gets eaten.

 

I wish for a new air conditioner.

Edited May 29, 2011 by choco566

[Lalasa]

Granted, you turn it on and it explodes in your face.

 

I wish for world peace.

[Ælex]

Granted, but the world destroys all its weapons and later gets invaded by aliens and enslaved because it has nothing to defend itself with.

(simpsons ftw)

 

I wish I owned every good movie ever made.

[Imperatoris]

Granted, but they're all dubbed in Sumerian and subbed in Mandarin

 

I wish for a cup of coffee

[tward10]

granted but its in alaska

 

 

 

i wish for a kitten

[Lalasa]

Granted, the minute you pet it it bites your face off.

 

I wish for a baby panda.

[Ælex]

Granted, but it has rabies.

 

I wish for a GREAT BIG BUSHY BEARD!

[Lalasa]

Granted, it's green and it smells like it wasn't washed for months.

 

I wish for a big chocolate chip cookie! :3

[Durppie]

Granted, the cookie is only half baked, and tastes horrid.

 

I wish for a spaceship.

[Ælex]

Granted, but it has no fuel.

 

I wish I could attend a BlizzCon