Corrupt-A-Wish

[Merryier12]

Granted, but it has lead paint on it

 

I wish for HP 7 part 2 tickets!!! <3

[dragcave:D]

Granted, but your friends steal them.

I wish for a cute little kitten.

[earwig]

Granted, but it turns out to be nyan cat and flies away...

 

I wish for a bottomless bag of peanuts.

[dragcave:D]

Granted, but it's so heavy that you drop it into the midle of the earth.

I wish for a diamond shard.

[choco566]

Granted, but it's so small you lose it.

 

I wish for a llama.

Edited July 8, 2011 by choco566

[earwig]

Granted, but your forget to feed it ham. /napoleandynamitereference

 

I wish that I could buy hapiness.

[dragcave:D]

Granted. It's in the store, but always costs 1 dollar more than you have.

I wish i have a fan.

[Roland7749]

Granted, it creates a tornado.

 

I wish I had all the money in the world.

[Kiran]

Granted, but the economy of the world is destroyed and money is worth nothing.

 

I wish I had real pokemon! ((not in video games))

[nekodiscord]

Granted: too bad pikachu's electric attack is real now too...ZZZAAAPPP!

 

I wish the kittens in my house would stop attacking me.

[dragcave:D]

Granted. They just really annoy you now.

I wish for a paper-mache volcano in my room!

[Merryier12]

Granted, but it explodes all over your clothes

 

I wish for a real live working magical wand

[rubyqueen808]

Granted. The wizard it was taken from is now very mad at you.

 

I wish for a cupcake.

[rawr0401]

Granted But it has no frosting.

 

I wish for boyfriend

[dragondude995]

granted, but then he dumps you.

 

i wish i had a portal gun.

Edited July 9, 2011 by dragondude995

[OrbiterSpore]

granted, but then it starts shooting at your computer.

 

I wish that people could understand how i survive without Portal!

[rawr0401]

Granted but those people go missing.

 

I wish i could fly

[Merryier12]

Granted, but you can only fly for three seconds before falling again.

 

I wish I had a magical fairy that did chores for me

[earwig]

Granted, but people find out about it and kill it to make fairy dust.

 

I wish I could be a Hollywood actor.

[rawr0401]

Granted but when shes done she blows up and makes everything dirty again.

 

I wish i had a mini elephant

[Roland7749]

Granted, but only you can see it so everyone thinks you're insane.

 

I wish I owned a portal gun.

[rawr0401]

Granted but your forced to test in apeture labs.

 

I wish i had a jetpack

[Roland7749]

Grated but you cant afford jet fuel

 

I wish I had an army of zombies

[rawr0401]

granted but they eat your brains

 

i wish i had 4 arms

[Roland7749]

Granted but two are tiny, so they're useless.

 

I wish I could finish my short story