Corrupt-A-Wish

[Ælex]

Granted, but someone haxes your account and steals the egg.

 

I wish I could grin like trollface IRL.

Edited April 2, 2011 by Ælex

[timpieh]

Granted, but now you can't not make that face and everybody is annoyed by you constantly making that face and avoids you.

 

I wish for faster internet and unlimited download.

[Ælex]

Granted, but your computer explodes.

 

I wish for a bacon sandvich.

[OrbiterSpore]

Granted, but it's poisoned.

 

I wish that i could understand the other 50% of terms at Orbiter...

[timpieh]

Granted, but now you don't understand anything else.

 

I wish this nice weather stays forever.

[Durppie]

Granted, you get sick of it.

I wish for some fuzzy handcuffs!

[OrbiterSpore]

Granted, but you are now stuck to the Shuttle's SRB... Have a nice trip up there!

 

I wish for a easier way than burning on re-enter of the atmosphere... I need a better heat shield...

[Durppie]

Granted, instead of burning on re-entry of the atmosphere, you freeze.

How'd I get stuck to the SRB? What is an SRB?

I wish for a censor kipz.

[OrbiterSpore]

((SRB=Solid Rocked Booster [Aka, Shuttle staging]))

Granted, it censors all 4-letter words.

 

I wish for a 7-minute solar eclipse.

[Ælex]

Granted, but its cloudy on the day it happens.

 

I wish the weekend would never end.

[OrbiterSpore]

Granted, you are frozen in time.

 

I wish for a model Shuttle.

[Durppie]

Granted, it explodes.

I wish to know how did I get stuck to an SRB.

[LadyNatasha]

Granted, but it doesn't change the fact that you are stuck to one.

 

I wish I could speak every language.

[OrbiterSpore]

Granted, but you can't read, or understand every language, just speak.

 

I wish that it stops raining and blackouts.

[LadyNatasha]

Granted, but it starts hailing and brownouts.

 

I wish I could turn invisible and uninvisible whenever I chose.

[Durppie]

Granted, but you can't stop it whenever you choose.

I wish for a .

[OrbiterSpore]

Granted, but now you keep being 'd in the forums.

 

I wish for a iPhone.

[Durppie]

Granted, but it's cardboard. D:

 

I wish for pie.

[OrbiterSpore]

Granted, but it is a lie, too.

 

I wish for a better laptop.

[Durppie]

Granted, It's not much better than the previous.

I wish for more time to post.

[OrbiterSpore]

Granted, have your extra second.

 

I wish for a warpdrive.

[Durppie]

Granted, it's broken.

I wish for a book (that's not anything in the twilight series).

[Soruc The Dragon]

Granted, it's an blank book that costed one million dollors which you bought.

 

I wish for a bomb.

[OrbiterSpore]

sssssSSSSS....

 

I wish for a captcha saying "Punch Edward"

[Durppie]

Granted, Edward's missing.

 

I wish the twilight series never existed.