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Granted, but someone haxes your account and steals the egg.

 

I wish I could grin like trollface IRL. xd.png

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Granted, but now you can't not make that face and everybody is annoyed by you constantly making that face and avoids you.

 

I wish for faster internet and unlimited download.

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Granted, but your computer explodes.

 

I wish for a bacon sandvich.

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Granted, but it's poisoned.

 

I wish that i could understand the other 50% of terms at Orbiter... rolleyes.gif

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Granted, but now you don't understand anything else.

 

I wish this nice weather stays forever.

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Granted, you get sick of it.

I wish for some fuzzy handcuffs!

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Granted, but you are now stuck to the Shuttle's SRB... Have a nice trip up there! xd.png

 

I wish for a easier way than burning on re-enter of the atmosphere... I need a better heat shield...

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Granted, instead of burning on re-entry of the atmosphere, you freeze.

How'd I get stuck to the SRB? What is an SRB? blink.gif

I wish for a censor kipz.

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((SRB=Solid Rocked Booster [Aka, Shuttle staging]))

Granted, it censors all 4-letter words.

 

I wish for a 7-minute solar eclipse.

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Granted, but its cloudy on the day it happens.

 

I wish the weekend would never end.

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Granted, it explodes.

I wish to know how did I get stuck to an SRB.

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Granted, but it doesn't change the fact that you are stuck to one.

 

I wish I could speak every language.

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Granted, but you can't read, or understand every language, just speak. xd.png

 

I wish that it stops raining and blackouts.

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Granted, but it starts hailing and brownouts. laugh.gif

 

I wish I could turn invisible and uninvisible whenever I chose.

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Granted, but you can't stop it whenever you choose.

I wish for a ninja.gif .

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Granted, It's not much better than the previous.

I wish for more time to post.

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Granted, it's broken.

I wish for a book (that's not anything in the twilight series).

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Granted, Edward's missing.

 

I wish the twilight series never existed.

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