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Granted, but that day you happen to be crushed by a flying ice cream truck and your money is stolen xP

WILL NOT LOOSE IN ANY WAY!!!!!!!!

 

 

granted, the diseaze ridden bug that bit you causing the itch, flew away.

 

 

 

I wish for 10000000000000000000000 genuine desirable american bucks that I will not lose in any way, but can still use. And YOU CAN'T CONTROLL ME

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The bucks are deer, not money.

 

I wish there was a fish standing on a dish in my backyard on its tail on a mole with a bowl on its head as a hat on a whale standing on its tail in my backyard

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Granted, you take a picture and they all fall on you.

 

I wish that sailing101 never wishes for money again.

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Granted, but he wishes for no internet instead.

 

 

I wish for a reply on my ship request. (not here)

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Granted, but where is it!?

 

I wish for awesome.

 

 

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Granted but now everyone is jealous and trying to kill you

 

I wish that I had the perfect boyfriend

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Granted, but he then eats all your food, kills all of your immediate family members, spends all your money, and then dies.

 

I wish I could have free thought.

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Granted but then you cant stop thinking

 

I wish i could have my eggs grow up instantly

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Granted, but they die. And you are unable to make any of them zombies.

 

I wish for a glass.

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Granted, but you spill water on it therefore breaking it.

 

I wish for a coin.

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granted but u dropped it and it rolled down the sewer

 

 

 

i wish for an alive non-sick and still alive and non biting loving monkey....and still ALIVE

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Granted, but it spontaniously combusts. U mad?

 

I wish for a 6th finger.

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granted but it popped on top of your other finger(no i am not mad biggrin.gif)

 

 

 

i wish for an alive non rabies dog lovable

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Granted, it spontaniously combusts.

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hmp..

 

 

 

i wish for a dog doesnt spontaniously combusts and alive no rabies and lovable dry.gif

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*gives a plushie dog*

 

 

~*~*~WISH GRANTED~*~*~

 

:3 I wish to find the Pokemon Black Game I lost -w-

 

 

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Granted, but you become too full.

 

I wish I could smile like nothing's wrong, talk like everything is perfect, act like it's just a dream, and pretend he's not hurting me.

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granted but during that u die

 

 

i wish that people dont get wishes from my signature

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Granted, but you have to share it with the world so you never get to use it.

 

I wish I had been to the Dark Side.

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Granted, but when you figure out it is a joke you get disappointed. Sorry. tongue.gif

 

I wish for a glider.

 

 

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Granted, it spontaniously combusts. (Thats my answer to a LOT of things)

 

I wish for a mitten.

 

 

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Granted, it's made from very scratchy wool that irritates your hand.

 

I wish for the some of the Rp's I'm in to stop being dead.

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