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Granted, but now you cannot think of any other new threads.

 

I wish I didn't have to go to school.

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Granted, but thats because you now live in one.

 

I wish i didnt crave smoothies

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Granted, now you crave Big Mac's instead (McDonald's Hamburgers xd.png )

 

I wish I had the best chocolate in the world in my hand so I could eat it and taste its epicness.

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granted, but even though you have it so you can taste it you never get to. in fact its your most hated enemy who lciks it away while you hold it in your hand

 

i wish this world had real dragons

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Granted, everyone is dead.

 

I wish that everyone would use proper spelling and grammar.

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granted, here is an airplane ticket

 

I wish for 10000000000000000000000 genuine american bucks that nowone will steal or take for taxes

 

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Granted but no one will take your money and thus becomes obsolete

 

i wish for happiness that cannot be messed with

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Granted but you take it for granted thus making yourself miserable with no help from anyone. Congrats.

 

I wish my throat didn't hurt.

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Granted, but you get a migraine instead.

 

I wish I had a cookie.

Edited by choco566

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Granted but it's burned. (If you want, you can test your luck on the Sith Side of my sig and see it you get one.)

 

I wish I wasn't so stuffed right now, and not starving, either.

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Granted, but you begin to throw up for the rest of the day

 

I wish i had a foot massage right now

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Granted, the person who gives you the foot massage was a former wrestler from WWE. He/she (your choice) puts you in a headlock and snaps your neck.

 

I wish for a week off, to go fishing

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Granted, but you catch only socks

 

I wish to sleep another 2 hours and to wake up right before my dragons hatch!

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Granted, but you still get 0s.

 

I wish time would stop and we could still go on

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granted, but you leave everything behind you.

 

wish for 10000000000000000000000 genuine desirable american bucks that nobody will steal or take for taxes

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granted but its made out of cheese

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish for a hotel with 400000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 rooms

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Granted, but those rooms are trashed from a recent stag party and the cleaning staff walked out.

 

I'd wish that my luck would change

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Granted,it changes to bad luck.

 

I wish for a tame,friendly unicorn.

Edited by arabian sparkle

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wish for 10000000000000000000000 genuine desirable american bucks that nobody will steal or take for taxes

granted but its made out of cheese

((Genuine means real.))

 

 

 

granted, but you don't count on the fact that it runs so fast that you always fall off when you try to ride it

 

wish for 10000000000000000000000 genuine desirable american bucks that nobody will steal or take for taxes

Edited by sailing101

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granted! but the economy drains its value to just pennies

 

i already dealt with that wish of money before! how can you make me twist it again? ohmy.gif

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arent u ganna wish? O well

 

 

 

 

i wish that i could live on a cloud

Edited by tward10

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Wish granted, but its over the Sahara desert and you run out of food and water before you manage to float to civilization.

 

I wish I could stop chewing my pen when I am bored.

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