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Granted, but you get them all wet and they all fall apart. :3

 

((Bucks don't fall apart when wet))

 

 

granted, you have a freak accident where you get covered with wax, and are bought as one of the statues.

 

 

I wish for 10000000000000000000000 genuine desirable american bucks that nobody will steal or take for taxes and will not loose their value

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Granted, but you fall in a lake carrying all the money and all the money falls in the lake.

 

 

 

I wish for Tokyo mew mew to come back.

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Granted, but a monster eats Tokyo.

 

I wish for the uncorruptable wish.

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granted but u have to make things badder in order for it to work

 

 

i wish for a unstopable car

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Granted, but you can't stop the car so you crash through a building.

 

I wish for a pet unicorn that wont harm me in any way or run away.

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Granted, but it's made out of rotten cheese...

 

 

I wish for Justin Bieber concert tickets which are valid and do not fly away!

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Granted, someone screams, and sadly, the tickets are rare glass ones, so the high-pitched scream breaks them.

 

I wish for an uncorruptable with that was corrupted and made an anti-anti-corruptable wish and that wish was not corrupted so that created a paradox and I wished it away but that only caused another paradox that I wish I can go into.

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Granted........ huh.gif ummmmm.......you die.

 

I wish I had super-intelligence

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granted, the amount of knowledge that fills your brain destroys your mind and renders you insane and unable to use any of it

 

I wish for 10000000000000000000000 genuine desirable american bucks that I will not lose in any way

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Granted, since you can never lose them, you never use them. tongue.gif

 

I wish that I wasn't sick.

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Granted but then you... what? You thought i was going to say 'die'? No. Granted but then you are afraid of anything potentially sick.

 

I wish for a new operations base on the Moon.

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Granted, but you have to live there alone for the rest of your life.

 

 

I wish for 10000000000000000000000 genuine desirable american bucks that I will not lose in any way, but can still use

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Granted, but you waste it all on a magic ball that turns out to be just a clear balloon.

 

 

I wish for bacon pot pie that does not have bombs, poison, bugs, and is not rotten or uncooked

 

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Wish granted, but Donald McDonald comes out of nowhere and hits you in the face with it.

 

I wish I wish I was a fish.

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granted, you are a bait fish in a hook

 

I wish for 10000000000000000000000 genuine desirable american bucks that I will not lose in any way, but can still use. And YOU CAN'T CONTROLL ME

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Granted, but that day you happen to be crushed by a flying ice cream truck and your money is stolen xP

 

I wish for a gharial smile.gif

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I wish I knew what that was so I could grant you that wish.

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Um... Your face explodes because you are not specific.

 

 

 

I wish for some non rotten awesome cheese

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Granted, but it turns out to be sentinent and it begs you not to murder it.

 

I wish for immunity to The Game.

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Granted, but you go up against enemies with REAL Guns.

 

I wish for a ham sandwich.

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Granted, but the ham is made out of your best friend because they mistaked him for a pig.

 

 

 

 

I wish for a live baby guinea pig

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Granted, but it has rabies.

 

I wish this itch on my back would stop bugging me.

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