Corrupt-A-Wish

[sailing101]

Granted, but you get them all wet and they all fall apart. :3

 

((Bucks don't fall apart when wet))

 

 

granted, you have a freak accident where you get covered with wax, and are bought as one of the statues.

 

 

I wish for 10000000000000000000000 genuine desirable american bucks that nobody will steal or take for taxes and will not loose their value

Edited May 31, 2011 by sailing101

[dr.bieber229]

Granted, but you fall in a lake carrying all the money and all the money falls in the lake.

 

 

 

I wish for Tokyo mew mew to come back.

[Ælex]

Granted, but a monster eats Tokyo.

 

I wish for the uncorruptable wish.

[xxDragonisPrimusXX]

Wish Granted, but the wish becomes instantly null

 

Wish that I had the power to redo past mistakes

[tward10]

granted but u have to make things badder in order for it to work

 

 

i wish for a unstopable car

[nuttymeg3]

Granted, but you can't stop the car so you crash through a building.

 

I wish for a pet unicorn that wont harm me in any way or run away.

[dr.bieber229]

Granted, but it's made out of rotten cheese...

 

 

I wish for Justin Bieber concert tickets which are valid and do not fly away!

[dangershy]

Granted, someone screams, and sadly, the tickets are rare glass ones, so the high-pitched scream breaks them.

 

I wish for an uncorruptable with that was corrupted and made an anti-anti-corruptable wish and that wish was not corrupted so that created a paradox and I wished it away but that only caused another paradox that I wish I can go into.

[nuttymeg3]

Granted........ ummmmm.......you die.

 

I wish I had super-intelligence

[sailing101]

granted, the amount of knowledge that fills your brain destroys your mind and renders you insane and unable to use any of it

 

I wish for 10000000000000000000000 genuine desirable american bucks that I will not lose in any way

[Durppie]

Granted, since you can never lose them, you never use them.

 

I wish that I wasn't sick.

[OrbiterSpore]

Granted but then you... what? You thought i was going to say 'die'? No. Granted but then you are afraid of anything potentially sick.

 

I wish for a new operations base on the Moon.

[sailing101]

Granted, but you have to live there alone for the rest of your life.

 

 

I wish for 10000000000000000000000 genuine desirable american bucks that I will not lose in any way, but can still use

[dr.bieber229]

Granted, but you waste it all on a magic ball that turns out to be just a clear balloon.

 

 

I wish for bacon pot pie that does not have bombs, poison, bugs, and is not rotten or uncooked

 

[Ælex]

Wish granted, but Donald McDonald comes out of nowhere and hits you in the face with it.

 

I wish I wish I was a fish.

[sailing101]

granted, you are a bait fish in a hook

 

I wish for 10000000000000000000000 genuine desirable american bucks that I will not lose in any way, but can still use. And YOU CAN'T CONTROLL ME

[thewingeddragonofra]

Granted, but that day you happen to be crushed by a flying ice cream truck and your money is stolen xP

 

I wish for a gharial

[Ælex]

I wish I knew what that was so I could grant you that wish.

[OrbiterSpore]

Granted but your head self-detonates.

 

I wish for a better ending for a certain 2007 game.

[dr.bieber229]

Um... Your face explodes because you are not specific.

 

 

 

I wish for some non rotten awesome cheese

[scratcher_cat]

Granted, but it turns out to be sentinent and it begs you not to murder it.

 

I wish for immunity to The Game.

[dr.bieber229]

Granted, but it turns out you lose the game, anyway.

 

I wish for another water gun fight!

[Ælex]

Granted, but you go up against enemies with REAL Guns.

 

I wish for a ham sandwich.

[dr.bieber229]

Granted, but the ham is made out of your best friend because they mistaked him for a pig.

 

 

 

 

I wish for a live baby guinea pig

[Ælex]

Granted, but it has rabies.

 

I wish this itch on my back would stop bugging me.