Corrupt-A-Wish

[Chichol]

Granted. You forget who you are though, and decend into madness.

 

 

I wish that I had an intellegent dragon as a companion.

[Durppie]

Granted, it kills you.

I wish for a pie.

[Shalarean]

Granted, a clown throws it in your face.

 

I wish I had a candy bar.

[Durppie]

Granted, someone eats it.

I wish for a latte.

[Shalarean]

Granted, you spill it all over your new shirt.

 

I wish I didn't have a stomach ache.

[Emerald_Shadowclaw]

Granted, you have no stomach.

 

I wish I wasn't so upset :<

Edited April 16, 2011 by Emerald_Shadowclaw

[Durppie]

Granted, you're even more sad than you are now.

I wish the hallway monitor wasn't mean.

Edited April 17, 2011 by Durppie

[dangershy]

Granted, you die because of how nice he is now.

 

I wish for a wish that I use to wish for more wishes and I wish that GLaDOS was real and she causes a paradox, and I wish the paradox cannot leave nr cannort stay :3

[SpiritOfSakura]

Granted, but this thread is immune to paradox. And so am I.

 

I wish that I had a real-life intelligent dragon that wouldn't eat me.

[Princess613]

Granted. It finds you boring and toasts you to a crisp.

 

I wish everyone would be perfectly happy.

[Shalarean]

Granted, but no one appreciates it now.

 

I wish I had a new book to read.

[Alycs]

Granted, but it is writen in Dracish, and you can't read it.

 

I wish for a waffle that is not poisen or otherwise deadly

[Princess613]

Granted, it's made of rubber.

 

I wish my role play would start up.

[Chicogal]

Granted, kids who can't spell and have horrendous grammer join.

 

I wish my timezone was better.

[OrbiterSpore]

Granted, but it is located in Polyphemus.

 

I wish that there wasn't so many mosquitoes around here.

[sailing101]

granted, here is a giant hungry toad that will eat all the mosquitoes, your friends, your family, your teachers, your food, and you

 

I wish for 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 bucks

[OrbiterSpore]

Granted. A thief comes by the night and takes all.

 

I wish for (i know this is going to end very bad!) a top secret USA government file.

[~Royal King~]

You get the file but its all blotted out.

 

I wish for a dragon.

Edited May 25, 2011 by ~Royal King~

[Firebreath315]

Granted, but it burns you to death

 

I wish I was a ninja

Edited May 25, 2011 by Firebreath315

[Lalasa]

Granted, but you were exiled and now no one likes you or hires you

 

I wish that Nyan Cat was real

[Dracoscar]

Granted. But it stole all our sandwhiches.

 

I wish I had a tiny crimson egg D:

[hotbottleo'water1]

Granted, but it turns out to be an already hatched shell.

 

I wish for a purple gel pen.

[choco566]

Granted, but it's made of gelatin.

 

I wish for a llama that knows how to drive.

[Stromboli]

Granted. Your llama is a fantastic driver. His putting needs some work though... *lame joke cymbal crash*

 

 

I wish I didn't fail so hard at using the stupid qwerty keyboard on my new phone. >.>

[hotbottleo'water1]

Granted! Now, when you type, everyone in the world using their phones can see your message!