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granted, you are now stuck in a time loop where it's the same wendsday FOREVER!

 

I wish for 100000000000000000000 bucks that nobody will steal or take for taxes.

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Granted, but your money isn't legal tender anywhere in the world, so you can never spend it.

 

 

I wish I had a new laptop.

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granted, but it has no programing

 

I wish for 100000000000000000000 bucks that nobody will steal or take for taxes.

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Banned, but the bucks are Confederate dollars.

 

I wish my cold would go away and I never became sick again

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Granted - all the people who aren't sick in this world are executed!

 

I wish that my internet wasn't being hacked! dry.gif

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ganted you have no internet

 

I wish for 100000000000000000000 american bucks that nobody will steal or take for taxes.

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Granted, you take them to a shop to spend, and get arrested after the cashier sees that they're fake!

 

I wish I had a horse.

 

 

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Granted, but it's a wild Mustang that won't listen to you and runs away!

 

I wish for a yoshi emoticon.

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Granted, it's chocolate wrapped in gold foil.

 

I wish for faster internet service.

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Granted. Now your internet is too fast to keep up with.

 

I wish for a gold and diamond tiara, that wasn't stolen or booby trapped in any way.

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Granted, but the tiara is made out of plastic and worthless anyway.

 

I wish there were more Warriors roleplays on this forum :3

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Granted, but you don't look where you're going, and you smack into a tree face-first while all your friends and family watch.

 

I wish that my fish could talk to me.

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Granted. They don't say anything you want to hear.

 

I wish I had a unicorn.

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Granted, but it stabs you in the heart first chance it gets with its horn.

 

I wish I didn't have to grow up.

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Granted, you are now among the deceased. Thus never growing up.

 

I wish to I had a pet dragon, that was shrunk to the size of a sparrow.

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Granted, but it abandons YOU

 

I wish i had unlimited time so i could always watch anime

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Granted, now you've watched every anime in existence 10,000 times and go insane

 

I wish that every person who I come in contact with willingly gives a $100 donation to my wallet

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Granted. Except you're stuck in the middle of nowhere and no longer meet people.

 

I wish to marry and have kids.

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Granted, but then your spouse and kids die in a car crash, and all your left with is extreme grief.

 

I wish I could travel in time.

Edited by Lalasa

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You already are. The whole Universe is slowly going forward into time.

 

I wish that i weren't shyer than a Mint dragon.

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Granted. But they made a new dragon shier than that and its your name.

(edit involves making my wish lol)

I wish i had thought of this thread first!

Edited by Drakir

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