Corrupt-A-Wish

[Anniepimm]

Granted! you find one but it is out of wishes and corrupted

 

 

I wish the sun always shines where I am

[Hazel360]

Granted, but you are in the Sahara desert.

 

I wish it wasn't so hot where I live.

[hgfggg]

Granted. You now live in the Crystal Empire/Kingdom/Whatever.

 

I wish I had a wish to put here.

Edited November 12, 2013 by hgfggg

[MetalDragon]

Granted but it disappears

 

I wish Hazel's wish wasn't corrupted

[Hazel360]

Granted, but your wish is to be tortured and killed by Pinkamena Diane Pie.

 

I wish I was normal.

[MetalDragon]

Granted, but now everyone else is abnormal which means you're abnormal in their eyes

 

I wish I had decent colour pencils

[Hazel360]

Granted, but the pencils only work on enchanted paper.

 

I wish I had never made a DC account.

[MetalDragon]

Granted but because you never made a DC account, the Forum Games section collapses, this topic is never made, your wish is never made and your brain asplodes from reading this.

 

I wish I had enchanted paper.

[Oasis]

Granted, but the paper somehow turns into a dragon and flies away.

 

I wish I had a brand new car.

[Aviera]

Granted but someone stole it right after you got it.

 

I wish I didn't have writer's block right now

[MetalDragon]

Granted, you now have a writer's brick

 

I wish I knew Maths

[Anniepimm]

Granted but you have forgotten how to read

 

 

I wish i could click my fingers and loose weight

Edited November 13, 2013 by Anniepimm

[Hazel360]

Granted, but your weight becomes looser.

 

I wish I wish I wished.

[Anniepimm]

Granted but the wish got corrupted..

 

 

I wish cruelty to animals would stop

[Limn]

Wish granted, but only because now, there are no more animals to be cruel to, they have all been killed. The cruelty has stopped.

 

I wish for eternity to bend to my will, listening and obeying my every word and command.

[Darien]

Granted, but eternity is hard of hearing and can't hear your commands...

 

I wish I had all the gold I could ever want...

[Psycho Cat]

Granted, but if you spend an ounce of it on pie it will all turn into dust.

 

I wish my cats didn't hate each other.

[Exorian]

Granted, but they have teamed up and with other cats they have enslaved the human race.

 

I wish I could afford my own 3ds and pokemon x game.

[LibbyLishly]

Granted! But it requires internet access, which you suddenly are unable to get.

 

I wish hot chocolate wasn't so calorie-laden.

[Darien]

Granted! But now you can stand the taste of hot chocolate...

 

I wish I had a howitzer...

[MetalDragon]

Granted, but it only fires homing missiles... All of which are set to home onto you.

 

I wish I had a shiny Salamence.

[Exorian]

Granted, but you don't ha e enoug badges to train it.

 

I wish I had good food in my fridge.

[SpiritOfSakura]

Granted, but you're not allowed to eat it.

 

I wish it was 12 hours from the time I post this so that I could be on my way home already.

[MetalDragon]

Granted but your house flies off to space in a rocket for no apparent reason

 

I wish could sleep properly.

[Darien]

Granted but now you can only sleep hanging upside down now...

 

 

I wish could see what will happen tomorrow...