Corrupt-A-Wish

[Dracoscar]

Granted, but you are still not capable of driving responsibly and crash into a bunch of cars.

 

I wish could come up with some more good wishes for this thread, as I'm all out.

[Scotland]

Granted, you come up with some brilliant wishes but as you run to the computer to post them you trip over the carpet, knock your head on the desk, get a concussion and forget all of those brilliant wishes.

 

I wish I was in the Highlands of Scotland.

[Dracoscar]

Granted, but while you're there a snow leopard eats you.

 

I wish I could remember all those brilliant wishes >:3

[Scotland]

Granted, but then you get hit on the head by a burglar and forget them again.

 

I wish I had a baby snow leopard as a pet.

[octopi]

Granted. Your new pet is wild and untrainable and requires more food than you can afford to buy for it. It soon ruins all of your furniture. The climate of your house and its surrounding area are not appropriate for it, and it eventually gets sick. Animal rights protesters surround your house day in and day out.

 

I wish you would corrupt this wish.

[Dream_Dragon]

Granted, but somehow the corruption backfires and your wish becomes granted perfectly.

 

I wish I had a pet hamster...

[missHPfan2]

Granted, but it escapes after a day and you never see it again.

 

I wish I had some real headphones.

[Dracoscar]

Granted, but then it grows up and eats you again.

 

Granted, but you break them not 5 minutes later.

 

I wish I had the ability to never forget anything.

 

Ninja'd

Edited December 27, 2013 by Dracoscar

[Dream_Dragon]

Granted, however, it becomes your downfall when dozens of tragedies happen in your life and you can never forget them.

 

I wish I could have a lucid dream.

[Lindy]

Granted, however it will be so lucid that you have a heart attack IN YOUR SLEEP.

 

I wish for rainbow dash.

[Jass]

Granted, I give you a horse named dash with rainbow stickers.

 

I wish for Weeping Angels to Snap my neck!~

[Darien]

Granted, but the Angels to Snap you on your back...

 

I wish I could walk on the moon...

[miss1nformation]

Granted, but you discover that it's actually made of moldy cheese and has the consistency of quick sand.

 

I wish I could get caught up on all of the TV shows I've missed.

[dustpuppy]

You are forced to watch the episodes you missed over and over and over again.

 

I wish I wouldn't always write the wrong year by mistake after every new year's.

[Wends]

Granted, as your hands, feet and bottom jaw fall off making you incapable of holding a writing utensil.

 

I wish I had a pony.

[NecronLordofLawtan]

Granted, but it is a night mare, here to guide you to the land of eternal slumber...

I wish I could create a new largely liked app on the internet.

Edited January 1, 2014 by NecronLordofLawtan

[dustpuppy]

You do but someone else gets all the credit for it and even you don't know it was your app due to memory loss.

 

I wish my hands weren't cold.

[Wends]

Granted - they're on fire.

 

I wish my cat wasn't fat.

[miss1nformation]

Granted, turns out all of that "fat" was just hair. Lots and lots of hair, and every time you brush the cat there's enough hair to make a new one.

 

I wish I had more Pringles.

[Bunnybrine]

Granted, but the dachshund sat on them.

I wish for infinite dachshunds

[octopi]

Granted. The universe is filled with dachshunds. You are immediately crushed to death against a wall by the sudden existence of dachsunds filling your room. In fact, most living things are. The dachshunds themselves are deprived of oxygen and suffocate to death, or are crushed into mush by dachshund corpses. Bacteria survive and thrive in this new environment filled with organic matter and are the only things left to exist for hundreds of years. Eventually they die too though because the dachshund-goop that is now the universe is cooled by the background radiation until no life can survive.

 

I wish for seventeen molecules of oxygen.

Edited January 1, 2014 by Fractional Pi Day

[Bunnybrine]

Granted , but it reacts with something and explodes and knocks out 1 of your canine teeth

I wish for 5 bunnies

[miss1nformation]

Granted, but they're all Nail Bunnies and Filler Bunnies.

 

I wish I had 2 more CB Gold dragons who liked each other and produced lots of 2g pure bred babies!

Edited January 1, 2014 by miss1nformation

[cutiesonic]

granted, but the babies refuse to mate.

 

I wish I had an Eggman doll.

Edited January 2, 2014 by cutiesonic

[miss1nformation]

Granted, but it's stuffing is actually spiders.

 

I wish my cat would stop using me as a climbing post.