Corrupt-A-Wish

[Htt71]

Granted, but you meet the cast's understudies instead.

 

And I wish for three more wishes, Gaah!

[Brite]

Granted but you don't know what to wish for.

 

I wish my cough went away.

[miss1nformation]

Granted, but now you can't stop sneezing.

 

I wish I was someplace warm.

[Scotland]

Granted, welcome in Hell.

 

I wish for a new bicyle!

[Coryn02]

Granted, but it's actually thirty years old and only new to you.

 

I wish for a new properly functioning computer.

Edited December 26, 2013 by Coryn02

[Scotland]

Granted, you receive a Colossus.

 

I wish I would pass my exams in January.

Edited December 26, 2013 by Scotland

[dustpuppy]

Granted, you would pass them easily, but you oversleep and show up too late.

 

I wish for world peace.

Edited December 26, 2013 by dustpuppy

[Dracoscar]

Congratulations, the world is now completely peaceful, and nothing wrong ever happens ever. The inhabitants of Earth begin to kill themselves because they are so bored.

 

I wish I hadn't forgotten my Science study guide in my locker over break...

[miss1nformation]

Granted, you remember it's in your locker, but the school is closed, so you wouldn't be able to get it anyways.

 

I wish I hadn't ruined 4 dvd-r's in the past month.

[Dracoscar]

Granted, you didn't ruin them, but your baby cousin did.

 

I wish I had the study guide with me right now so I could tell myself I'd study it later but not actually study it :S

[Jass]

Granted, I gave you a study book on how to fail school BADLY.

 

I wish Doctor Who was real!~

Edited December 27, 2013 by Jass

[Dracoscar]

Granted, but with him come Weeping Angels and one snaps your neck while you're sleeping.

 

Karma hurts, don't it?

 

I wish I had stronger willpower.

[missyjayne]

Granted, but through your newfound willpower you create an evil empire that takes over the world ultimately destroying it.

 

I wish for lots of chocolate

[Dream_Dragon]

Granted, but you found ants crawling in them.

 

I wish I could watch Frozen!!

Edited December 27, 2013 by Dream_Dragon

[GeekyWitch]

Granted...and that's all you ever do for the rest of your life, day in day out.

 

I wish I didn't have OCD.

[Dream_Dragon]

Granted, but...umm...what's OCD?

 

I wish I could meet BLU's Spy from TF2...

[GeekyWitch]

Oh thanks! LOL (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder)

 

I don't know what BLU's Spy from TF2 is so granted and not corrupted...as it xmas.

[Dream_Dragon]

Oh, that! I've heard of it before.

 

I wish I could get around to reading my books again.

[Omen]

Granted, however your books are missing every tenth page. Sorry, I love books, this sort of thing would be devastating. D:

 

I wish it wasn't 3:50 in the morning.

[GeekyWitch]

It isn't: it's 3:49.

 

I wish someone would cook for me.

[Dream_Dragon]

Granted, however your cook is horrible and somehow manages to burn anything that get inside her frying pan.

 

Wish I was a talented artist.

[Dracoscar]

Granted, but a fellow artist stabs you in your sleep in jealousy of your fantastic art.

 

I wish for a fish.

I dunno

Edited December 27, 2013 by Dracoscar

[Scotland]

Granted. You receive a great white shark which bites off your leg.

 

I wish I could hack into DC's server and give myself a CB Holly.

[DustyBelle]

Granted but it only shows on your scroll on the official 29th of February as a leap year gift.

 

I wish my dogs would mind me.

[Scotland]

Granted. One of them distracts you while the other plunders the kitchen cupboards for biscuits.

 

I wish I had a driver's license.