Corrupt-A-Wish

[shibathedragon]

Granted, here's a box that has a big hole in it

 

 

I wish to eat pie

[NecronLordofLawtan]

Here: some Belladonna Pie!

 

I wish for tape to fix my box...

[MetalDragon]

Granted, but the tape is actually C4 in disguise and it blows you and your box up

 

I wish I had a parrot that obeyed me

[shibathedragon]

Granted, but the only command he follows is "peck your head"

 

 

 

I wish I had a new horse

[MetalDragon]

Granted, but it absolutely hates you and will try to murder you if you get near it

 

I wish I had a rifle

[sailing101]

granted, but you are arrested for not having a license for one.

 

I wish that there were no more wars

[SpiritOfSakura]

Granted. Aliens destroy the Earth so that humans no longer exist to fight wars.

 

I wish I hadn't wasted my whole weekend.

[Dimar]

Granted, but you forgot the most important thing you were supposed to do.

 

I wish it was winter break already.

[NecronLordofLawtan]

*Breaks Holidays, ending hope for time off*

There, Winter break.

 

I wish for happiness...

[Oasis]

Granted, but now everyone else in the world is miserable and is jealous of you, and they don't want to be around you

 

I wish that e was a number

[Bunnybrine]

granted, but it became an endless number like pi and now everyone hates you.

I wish for unlimited dachshunds

[Dracoscar]

Granted, but you have so many dachshunds you suffocate in them.

 

I wish I had the courage to go fight all those zombies that have invaded the base.

Edited December 25, 2013 by Dracoscar

[Rarek]

Granted, but you give your life up by becoming one.

 

I wish my parents got me that Wii U Zelda Edition for Christmas *crosses fingers*

[Tiga]

Granted, they will give it to you on Christmas in 1289642396482364012947612093576341095236049562304985 years.

 

I wish for a pygmy.

[NecronLordofLawtan]

Granted, but the pygmy demands your shrunken head...

 

I wish for a non-inbred, male Holly Dragon that will breed before Holiday dragons are over with my female Holly who doesn't die, doesn't have any issues, breeds more Hollies, and doesn't hurt myself or those I care about.

[Rarek]

Granted, but both Hollies must be released to the wild, and all their offspring abandoned.

 

I wish my cats will sleep on my bed with me tonight.

[GenerousGreed]

Granted, but their claws accidentally tear the fabric called your bedclothes to shreds.

 

I wish that Christmas dinner was a bit more easy to repair... :<

[Rarek]

Granted, but you have to give it all to charity.

 

I wish I could go outside, throw Christmas lights in the air, and they decorate the house themselves.

[Tiga]

Granted but they decorate your neighbor's house.

 

I wish for.. the christmas release to hurry up! (I know what will happen)

[NecronLordofLawtan]

It's December 26th!

 

I wish for more time to breed Christmas Dragons...during which I can collect/breed/keep/not inbreeed such dragons.

[miss1nformation]

It's December 26th!

 

I wish for more time to breed Christmas Dragons...during which I can collect/breed/keep/not inbreeed such dragons.

Granted! But all the eggs turn out the wrong species, then the wrong gender.

 

I wish for snow on Christmas (which is in about 30 minutes by my calendar)!

[Brite]

Granted but it all melts within minutes.

 

I wish I remembered how to cook my favorite noodle dish. (It's been years)

[miss1nformation]

Granted, but the stove breaks.

 

I wish I had some bacon.

[Wends]

Granted, but it's fake plastic bacon decorations.

 

I wish I had some pocky.

[miss1nformation]

Granted, but it's fake plastic bacon decorations.

 

I wish I had some pocky.

Granted, but it's expired and covered in mold.

 

I wish I could go to Comic-con in 2014 and meet the cast of Avengers: Age of Ultron.