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You are now stuck perminantly seeing things as they will be in 24 hours.

 

I wish that all Pokemon were real

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Granted, but you find out you're terrible at training Pokémon and a Hydreigon promptly tears you apart

 

I wish I had an infinite stock of potato chips

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Granted - all you can do now the whole day is play LoL and nothing else. This includes eating and drinking.

 

I wish I was Revolver Ocelot.

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Granted. You are crushed to death by an Onix's hug.

(...Wow. Was that too dark? Just a little?)

 

I wish I wasn't as anti-social as I've been lately.

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Granted. Except you become friends with that guy

 

I wish I was Pewds.

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Granted but suddenly everyone stops liking you and you're left with 0 subscribers

 

I wish Super Smash Bros. 4 would come out already

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Granted, but it's absolutely horrible and impossible to win against NPCs.

 

(@DarkShinyLugia: Explain exactly what you mean by "that guy"? I feel a bit stupid, but I don't quite get it...)

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Granted, but it was stolen from a five-year-old boy who's now crying in front of you.

 

I wish for warmer weather.

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Granted: The sun is now 50000 km away from the Earth, the planet has stopped rotating, and the side you are on, facing the sun, is burned to a warm crisp.

I wish for the next post.

Edited by NecronLordofLawtan

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Granted , but you end up being the Wee,Wee of the world, not the Queen...

 

 

I wish livf was as easy as it onces used too be...

 

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(They aren't? And oops, I forgot to post a wish last time... *facepalm*)

 

Granted, but it tastes like a pear. (It's five in the morning, I don't know where I come up with these...)

 

I wish I could stop staying up all night on the computer and get my sleep schedule back on track.

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(I hate pears so nice corrupt xd.pngD)

 

You do, but you often forget your homework, you can never have people sleep over because you stay up on the computer ALL NIGHT... etc.

 

 

I wish I had food.

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Granted. You are crushed to death by an Onix's hug.

(...Wow. Was that too dark? Just a little?)

((nah, especially given all the ways that Pokemon can kill you by accident. Smothered by Goodra, hugged by Onix, Magacargo.))

 

 

Granted. Here's one pear.

 

 

 

I wish Pokemon bank would go live already.

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I wish that Chomper is my brother (Chomper is the Tyrannosaurus Rex like I do) xd.png

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y u no wish? don;t you wanna diiiiie?

 

I wish for a fish wish dish.

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Granted, but because your wish confused me, a giant foot appears out of nowhere and stomps and crushes you underneath it.

 

I wish I was a cyborg ninja.

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Granted, here's a dish of magical Piranha.

 

Dang it, you ruined my granting!

 

*Summoning army of zombie cyborg Ninjas to tear you apart slowly...and reform you into a cyberman*

 

I wish for boxes.

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