Corrupt-A-Wish

[Hazel360]

Granted, but they're poisoned.

 

I wish Hogwarts was real.

[MasterWeavile898]

Sure, what does that have to do with you? You'll never get in.

 

I wish you would read my mind and figure out what I wish

[Hazel360]

Granted, but your wish is to be killed by Kira from Death Note.

 

I wish I was a cat.

[LibbyLishly]

Granted. Your new favorite food is raw mouse.

 

I wish I had remembered my water bottle today.

[SpiritOfSakura]

Granted, but you forgot to fill it all day.

 

I wish Sebastian Michaelis was real.

(Oh dear this is not going to go well.)

[Dracoscar]

Granted, but then he got hit by a truck and died.

 

(I dunno who that is, so I'm not gonna make a fuss about it)

 

I wish I had MOAR EMERALDS in Minecraft (says the girl with over 6 stacks)

[Hazel360]

Granted, but your Minecraft is hacked and you now have none.

 

I wish Jusenkyo was real and I could go there.

[Totts]

Granted, But you are stuck there forever.

 

I wish for sofa.

[Tiga]

Granted, you now have a sofa in the middle of the Pacific Ocean

 

I wish for a cupcake, not a cake, but a CUPCAKE!! (A cake in a cup! Duh)

[Totts]

Granted, but the cup has a impenetrable lid on it

 

I wish pigs could fly.

[Happy_Mask_Saleswoman]

(Pfft, ninjas...)

Granted, but they go up into space, and now there is no more pork/bacon in the world

 

 

I wish to become a Sailor Scout

Edited September 28, 2013 by Happy_Mask_Saleswoman

[Totts]

Granted, but you drown.

 

 

I wish to gain superpowers.

[DarkShinyLugia]

Granted, but you can't turn your X-ray vision off.

 

I wish I was epic

[Totts]

Granted, but epic in the amount you eat.

 

I wish I could teleport

[Happy_Mask_Saleswoman]

Granted, but you teleport into a wall and can't get out!

 

I wish that I can paint my room

[Totts]

Granted, but you paint the wall with acid, now you die if you touch them.

 

I wish I had the hair on my head as long as rapunzels!

[Hazel360]

Granted, but it gains a mind of its own and strangles you.

 

I wish I was a chicken in a box.

[FeuerOkami]

Are you shour , but it was your wish so you bekomme

 

 

I wisch the next Helloween , its creepy

[Hazel360]

Granted, but there are real witches and wizards,and they transform you into a toad.

 

I wish I had blue eyes.

 

[Totts]

Granted, but your eyes are blue in the emotional sense.

 

 

I wish I had two different coloured eyes.

[Hazel360]

Granted, but they're two different shades of fecal matter brown.

 

I wish I could make myself invisible.

[SpiritOfSakura]

Granted, but now you can't make yourself visible again. Ever.

 

I wish I was able to pack stuff like Merlin in "The Sword in the Stone".

[Hazel360]

Granted, but you'll never be able take the stuff out again.

 

I wish those s would listen to me.

 

 

[Totts]

Granted, but they always listen to you, even if you're alone...

 

I wish that somebody got time fo' dat

[FeuerOkami]

You can have

 

I wishdon´t have to babysit a wihte dog

Edited September 28, 2013 by FeuerOkami