Corrupt-A-Wish

[Oasis]

Granted, but everyone hates your stories so much that they commit suicide after reading.

 

I wish I had chocolate

[Hazel360]

Granted, but the chocolate is a lie.

 

I wish the cake wasn't a lie.

[Oasis]

Granted, but everyone in the universe becomes allergic to cake

 

I wish I had a CB gold

[Hazel360]

Granted, but it's actually a Whiptail which was spray-painted gold.

 

I wish I never had to clean my bedroom.

[MetalDragon]

Granted. You'll never have to clean it again because you your arms have disappeared.

 

I wish I had an infinite supply of Coke

[Oasis]

Granted, but now the universe is only made out of coke.

 

I wish my Halloween candy bucket was never empty

[Jass]

Granted, its full of infinite soil.

 

I wish I'm not nearsighted so I can see the world better.

[Hazel360]

Granted, but you lose your eyes in an accident.

 

I wish I lived in Ponyville.

[MetalDragon]

Granted, but everyone else there happens to be a zombie

 

I wish my next wish cannot be corrupted

[DarkShinyLugia]

Granted, but taht is rhetorical.

 

I wish that Pewds would not cuss so much

[MetalDragon]

Granted, he no longer cusses because he no longer makes videos

 

I wish my previous wish was corrupted.

[Oasis]

Granted

 

I wish I was dead

Edited November 11, 2013 by Oasis

[Brite]

Granted, but dead inside.

 

 

I wish my manager gave me a raise.

[Hazel360]

Granted, but he literally raised you, and he accidentally dropped you. Ouch.

 

I wish people would actually believe what I said.

[Totts]

Yes, but they believe it so much they worship you, and you become a tyrant

 

 

I wish I was a member of the Fireflies from 'The last of us'

[MetalDragon]

Granted but you get your skull split in half by a bloater

 

I wish I wouldn't fail my Maths test on Wednesday

[Oasis]

Granted, but you fail every other test

 

I wish I had long, black hair

[Jass]

Granted, but its a wig.

 

I wish for a bomb!

Edited November 11, 2013 by Jass

[MetalDragon]

Granted, but it grows legs and runs away from you

 

I wish I was immortal

[Jass]

Granted, now go to the torture room and get yourself some scars!~

 

I wish this was a Game.

[MetalDragon]

Granted but you get caught in a weird glitch and you die. Game over man, it's game over!

 

I wish I had cheese.

[Hazel360]

Granted, but it was a figment of your vivid imagination.

 

I wish I was Wattpad famous.

[hgfggg]

Granted, but a wattpad is a lightbulb with 20,000 watts. You are vaporized instantly and so become famous by being breathed by everyone on Earth.

 

I wish this was a Wish-A-Corrupt thread.

[Anniepimm]

Granted but unfortunately it is corrupted...

 

 

I wish Life wasn't so hard for everyone

[hgfggg]

Granted. A plush representation of the word "Life" is now softer.

 

I wish that wishes corrupted genies.