Corrupt-A-Wish

[skauble]

Granted. You are now the proud owner of this wish:

 

"I wish I had something to drink."

 

Unfortunately, that wish will not be granted and you now have approximately 3 days left to live.

 

I wish there was something I wanted to watch on TV.

[Cupcakefight]

There is, but the problem is your TV no longer exists.

 

I wish I could snatch a CB gold.

[DragonKami]

Granted but then you get it in real life and it is a adult then it kills you falls into a volcano then is dead...

 

 

 

I wish there was a cat in my hat and nothing went wrong.

[Dracoscar]

Granted. A cat now lives in your hat and the rest of your life is perfect, but soon you become bored with the perfectness and eventually die of boredom.

 

 

I wish I could finally beat a Pokemon White Randomizer Nuzlocke :l

[Hazel360]

Granted, but you lose all your data.

 

I wish I had been born in the '80s.

[Denwayasha]

Granted, but then you end up wearing 80's fashion forever.

 

I wish I was able to draw well.

[FeuerOkami]

You can , but It is with the time Boring

 

I wish , My BFF no longer throws at me with books

 

[Denwayasha]

Granted, but now they throw old bananas instead.

 

I wish it was Oct. 8th already.

[Hazel360]

Granted, but October 8th is the worst day of your life. Sorry.

 

I wish my avatars would update more quickly.

Edited September 23, 2013 by Hazel360

[Denwayasha]

Granted, but then they update /too/ quickly and fry your computer.

 

I wish I had a TARDIS.

[FeuerOkami]

can you have

 

I wisch my drogons are not so cute

[Denwayasha]

Granted, now they are feral beasts.

 

I wish I could shapeshift, Animorphs-style.

[Hazel360]

Granted, but you can only shapeshift into a turkey, and you become this year's Christmas Dinner.

 

I wish I was a cow-frog.

[Tiga]

Granted, but it is the season of cow and frog hunting and you get shot.

 

I wish I had a pet hulk.

[Jass]

Granted, but it destroys the whole city, leaving you an expensive bill left to fill

 

I wish I can travel in time!

[SpiritOfSakura]

Granted...but something goes wrong and now you're stuck in 1969.

 

I wish the Doctor would land his TARDIS in my backyard...

[Hazel360]

Granted, but it was hijacked by the slitheens and they're after you.

 

I wish I didn't have to go to school.

[Tiga]

Granted, instead you go to a very strict boarding school that you liver there for the rest of your life reading poems and doing super long maths problems.

 

I wish that I could eat anything I want.

[Dracoscar]

Granted, but you became super fat.

 

I wish I had more money, I guess

[Tiga]

Granted, you are one dollar richer.

 

I wish that I could have a pony!

[LibbyLishly]

Granted. It tramples you to death.

 

I wish people would just do what I want them to do when I want them to do it and stop being stupid.

[Hazel360]

Granted, but you lose your voice in an accident.

 

I wish people would respect me more.

[MasterWeavile898]

They do, because centuries ago you saved ten orphanages from closure. Sadly, you're dead now.

 

I wish people would stop assuming they understand what I mean, because they never do

[Hazel360]

Granted, but they never will understand.

 

I wish I had ginger hair.

[MasterWeavile898]

Your hair is literally made of ginger.

 

I wish for cookies