Corrupt-A-Wish

[Dauntingale]

Granted, your cat uses you as a toy mouse instead, chasing you around nonstop and biting random parts of your body in order to carry you around.

 

I wish I had more pocky...

[Psycho Cat]

Granted, but now everything you care about is made of pocky.

 

I wish cats could talk.

[Bunnybrine]

Granted, but they only use their voice to express their hate and disgust at everyone

I wish for infinite time

[NecronLordofLawtan]

Granted, but nothing changes as people around made up another system to keep things moving... faster even.

 

I wish for no egg locking

[Psycho Cat]

Granted, but now you can only catch Mints.

 

I wish Blaziken was real.

[miss1nformation]

Granted, but there's a terrible confusion and suddenly you owe wishes instead of wishes being owed to you!

 

I wish Robert Downey Jr and Jennifer Lawrence would make a great movie together, that was a world wide release and came to a theater near me and I was able to watch it, at least twice, and I could both see and hear the movie perfectly, and it was in English.

[miss1nformation]

Granted, but because of a technicality in saying

so I could have wishes granted instead of wishes corrupted

you are actually wishing for corrupted wishes and they are severely corrupted.

 

I wish I had more lenses for my DSLR camera.

[Tiga]

Granted, but now you have no camera.

 

I wish I have a GoN

[Dimar]

Granted, but you're unable to fall asleep yourself.

 

I wish we didn't watch only depressing movies in class.

[Lore_Master]

/人◕‿‿◕人\

 

Granted, no more depressing movies. However, the movies shown are now about horrible incidents that occur every day in the developing world.

 

Despair incoming

 

I wish for more /人◕‿‿◕人\ .

[Mirhana]

Granted. The alphabet no longer exists, only /人◕‿‿◕人\ exists anymore, making written communication impossible.

 

I wish I could find a job.

Edited February 4, 2014 by Mirhana

[miss1nformation]

Granted, but it's the worst job ever and the pay and hours are horrible.

 

I wish I understood exact measurements better.

[cerimonster]

Granted, but now thats all you understand.

 

I wish that I could find a job that would actually give me hours to work T.T

[Lythe]

Granted, you may work any amount of hours anytime you wish. As long as you pay for them.

 

I wish I could write out my dreams before I forgot them.

[cerimonster]

Granted, but you can't understand what you write

 

I wish I could do nothing, and yet be not bored

[pikapika555]

Granted, but this means you're frozen watching Pokémon on tv.

.

I wish for a Nyan Cat. The GAMEBOY nyan cat.

[Wends]

Granted, but it disintegrated in shipping.

 

I wish my husband wouldn't snore.

[chickadeelover]

Granted, but only because he starts sleeping in the living room.

 

I wish I could have my bedroom all to myself. (I share it with my little bro)

[Melomancer]

Granted, but only because your little bro died in an accident.

(That was dark.. Sorry..)

I wish for a pet penguin!

[MetalDragon]

Granted but it pulls out a bazooka and shoots you.

 

I wish I was invincible.

[chickadeelover]

Granted. But someone is always trying to hurt you.

 

I wish I had my own laptop.

[pikapika555]

Granted, but the minute you open it what happens? It explodes.

 

I wish for a NES.

[Bunnybrine]

Granted, but idk what that is so i give you a Narcissistic Enemy Squid

I wish for a GON

[Melomancer]

Granted, but it dies of egg-sickness and a glitch appears where it stays on your scroll forever, taking up one egg slot and one GoN slot.

 

I wish for a meatball sub.

[DustyBelle]

Granted, but the meat has expired.

 

I wish for some peace and quiet.