Corrupt-A-Wish

[Totts]

granted, but your white dog is racist against cats.

 

 

I wish nobody got time fo dat.

[FeuerOkami]

weh you want you became

 

 

I wish i find a other Dragon for a friend from my

[Ælex]

Granted.

...you got eaten by radioactive rainbow hippopotamus ducks in the process, reasons irrelevant.

 

I wish it would stop raining for a while...

[Totts]

Granted, but it stops forever and you shrivel up and die

 

 

I wish somebody had time fo dat!

 

 

((also okami, you need to break the wish, not just grant it))

[Ælex]

Granted, dat being playing the tuba loudly signifying every time you fart, making your remaining days a flatulence-fueled nightmaaaare.

 

I wish my keyboard was silent.

[Totts]

Granted, but your fingers fall off.

 

I wish my braces weren't uncomfortable.

[Ælex]

Granted, but they get permanently wended to your jawline and to each other, clamping your mouth and forcing you to be fed through a tube for the rest of your life.

 

I wish I had some more creepypastas to read.

[Totts]

Granted, but they are in visual braille

 

 

 

I wish there were better people in the internet

[Hazel360]

Granted, but in compensation, there are no more good people irl.

 

I wish more people would appreciate F-777.

[DragonKami]

Granted but they appreciate it as somthing they dont like.

 

 

 

I wish that by posting here it may get more active.

[SpiritOfSakura]

Granted, but it attracts a multitude of spambots.

 

I wish my throat wasn't sore.

[Darien]

Granted, your throat isn't sore, but now you hurt all over...

 

I wish it wasn't so cold out side...

[Brite]

Granted, but now it will be entirely cold inside for you.

 

I wish my internet wasn't so slow..

[Hazel360]

Granted, but he never wakes up.

 

I wish I lived in a parallel dimension where people could fly.

[memememememememe1]

Granted, but you don't know how to fly and feel jealous.

 

I wish that my friend was here.

[Hazel360]

Granted, but your friend is only here in your imagination.

 

I wish I could get good grades without studying.

Edited November 11, 2013 by Hazel360

[popcorncat11]

Granted, but you become so smart that no one ever understands what you say.

 

I wish I knew if the guy I like likes me back or not.

[Hazel360]

Granted, but the only "guy" that likes you back is a turkey.

 

I wish I could live inside my own mind.

[TheTron852]

Granted, but you get possessed by a random evil psychic spirit, who wants to destroy the world.

 

I wish I wasn't procrastinating.

[AvianCrow]

Granted but you now feel the desire to never procrastinate everything so you try to do everything and eventually you decide you shouldn't procrastinate death either so you die

 

I wish I could travel anywhere

[Exorian]

Granted, but you travel to random places, at random times.

 

I wish I could have all the Magic Cards I wanted.

 

[SpiritOfSakura]

Granted, but you make your deck super OP and no one wants to play against you.

(Assumed you meant Magic the Gathering. If not...never mind...?)

 

I wish I didn't have so much work to do.

[AvianCrow]

Granted, but you now have nothing to do and can never do anything again

 

I wish I knew what to wish for

[SpiritOfSakura]

Granted. You now know the perfect thing to wish for. Too bad you just wasted your wish.

 

I wish class was cancelled today so I could sleep.

[Hazel360]

Granted, but you are missing out on your education, which means you will be living on the streets soon.

 

I wish my stories on Wattpad had more reads.

Edited November 7, 2013 by Hazel360