Corrupt-A-Wish

[ticonderoga2]

Granted, but you decide to draw an awesome tiger, it jumps off the page, and eats you.

 

I wish I had an idea of what to get my sister for Christmas.

Edited November 25, 2011 by ticonderoga2

[AlwaysGone]

Granted, but the hatchlings don't get enough views and die before you can freeze them.

 

I wish I could find the Christmas list I e-mailed to myself.

[Fire-Ice]

Granted, but you can't read it

 

I wish I didn't have school on Monday.

[DragonRider5624]

Granted, but you have an extra two school days at the end of the year.

 

I wish I had an iPad.

[Red_Rose87]

Granted , but it doesn't work.

 

I wish I had a horse.

[DragonRider5624]

Granted, but it is paralyzed.

 

I wish I had 1 million american dollars

[Ardrea]

Granted, but they were not in circulation before you had them, so when you spend them you cause inflation to the point that a bar of soap costs $100,000..and thus your money is now worth very little...thank you so much for making everything harder for us.

 

 

I wish I could catch my nose...it keeps running away.

[DragonRider5624]

Granted, but when you catch it you break it.

 

I wish I had another cow beanbag chair.

[Durppie]

Granted, it turns into a rooster beanbag chair.

 

I wish that there was a pirate smiley we could use on the forums.

[DragonRider5624]

Granted, but it looks terrible.

 

I wish for an autograph from the buffy cast.

[AppleCakes]

Grannted, but then I accidentaly dropped it into a bottemless pit. Oops. Silly me

 

I wish I had a pegasus

[V-13]

Granted, but it tramples you and then flies away.

 

I wish for it to not snow for the next week.

[DragonRider5624]

Granted, but then all the snow that has been repressed releases in a giant snowstorm of doom which kills you. :3

 

I wish for an adult neglected dragon.

[skyress2000]

Granted, but it's a real dragon and it eats you.

 

I wish for a small fuzzy panther to snuggle with.

 

p.s. corrupt-a-wish fans CHECK THIS OUT!!!: corruptawish scratch

Edited November 29, 2011 by skyress2000

[Ardrea]

Granted, but it likes your cheek and nose and arms and eats them...now how are you gonna snuggle it?

 

I wish I didn't ever need to sleep.

[tigerra79]

Granted, but now you need NOT to sleep. If u sleep, u die.

 

I wish for winter break to not start the day before Christmas Eve.

[raichuluxray]

Granted, but the school changes that

 

I wish for my brother to die *Evil eyes*

[Mysfytt]

granted, but now you're gonna spend the rest of your life in jail for murder.

 

i wish i could get rid of this cold, sore throat is killing me!

[raichuluxray]

Granted, but you get cancer instead

 

I wish for tomato soup

[DragonRider5624]

Granted, but the chef is deranged and adds cyanide. Happy thoughts!

 

I wish that my computer wasn't defective.

[Mysfytt]

granted, it gets AI but now it is so smart it plots to take over the world.

 

I wish my puppy would dig up my garden.

[stardaragon]

Granted, but your puppy eats some poison ivy in your garden, and dies a slow horrible death, SO you have to bury it where it was digging. Your puppy dug its own grave!

 

lol! I was jk.

 

I wish i could have a good dream about the guy i like, dragons, and Thor and never wake up.

Edited December 3, 2011 by stardaragon

[Catlover3288]

Granted, but soon, your parents think you're dead and cremate your body, thus ending your dream.

 

I wish that cats were born with wings and that they could fly. o.o

[stardaragon]

wow gee thanks. lol!!

 

Granted, but the cats like to eat anything with wings, (birds) so they eat their own wings off, leaving a bunch of blood and feathers around the street.

 

Oops forgot my wish ll

 

I wish....I didnt have to take these horse sized pills and choke every morning/night just because i have a ear infection. D:

Edited December 3, 2011 by stardaragon

[Blackcatzombie]

Granted, but now your ear infection gets so bad it progresses into your brain.

 

I wish I had faster internet connection then dial-up.