Corrupt-A-Wish

[SoiledLove]

Granted, you now live in one.

 

I wish more people would be on the same time as me.

[Shaow79473]

Oh I found the episode I was in

 

 

Grante dbut it dies

 

I wish for a box

Yup Thats you

 

 

granted but then a paradox is created

 

i wish my SPPAAAAAACE egg would grow

[Dauntingale]

Granted, but now it spaces out frequently and hates you.

 

I wish more people would (Please read the forum rules). ;n;

[hgfggg]

(Yeah, I thought this is a copy. Could have phrased that better.)

 

Granted, but the forum rules change so much so quickly that the only rule is "Don't think about fight club." All bans do not exist anymore.

 

I wish the IRC would speed up.

[SoiledLove]

Granted! But only for a second, then it slows down even more than before.

 

I wish my brother wasn't so annoying!

[Herk]

Granted - your brother turned into the most AWESOME person ever, you love him, your parents love him, everybody loves him. Unfortunately that means, that no one is interested in you anymore and everybody (including you) make themselves your brother's willing slaves.

 

I wish Firefly hadn't been cancelled

[tigerra79]

Granted but then you forget all about Firefly(whatever the heck that is.)

 

I wish that people would reply immediately in Freeform Roleplays and that I had time to reply immediately.

[epicguy10000]

Granted, but nobody lets you in their roleplays anymore, and all of your current roleplays kick you out

 

I wish to explode

[tigerra79]

Granted, but it's a lame explosion.

 

I wish that the emote riding a chicken in your signature was mine.

[Shaow79473]

granted you try to ride it but it kills you

 

i wish i had a minigun ;_; then i can finish meh mech

[sparkle10184]

you get it, but the gun backfires and shoots the world ;whole word goes bam!

 

i wish for a peach

 

 

[Snowytoshi]

Granted, but it's rotten

 

 

I wish for another bunny...

[SnowFlareon]

Granted but the bunny has explosive diarrhea.

 

I wish I didn't have to get a shot tommorrow.

[NightFuryDragon]

Granted, but you'll have a terrible nightmare about shots.

 

I wish I could fly!

[Rarity65]

Granted, but then you crash into the ocean. (Don't worry you have a life jacket.)

 

I wish my dog didn't bite.

[ViperaUnion]

Granted, But then your dog dies.

 

I wish I could get a Vine Dragon alt.

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[SnowFlareon]

Granted but then DC has another lag monster and it disappears.

 

I wish I could stay up later.

[Dauntingale]

Granted, and you decide to go exploring at 2AM in the morning because of your newfound freedom and get killed.

 

I wish I will have something worthwhile to do next summer.

[Cerion]

You get to fight a Samuri with a pen! Good luck!

I wish pokemon were real!

[sarrepta1]

Granted. But the Pokemon manage to replace all the real life animals with themselves, and people don't have any of the tools to control them. Humanity is officially over.

 

I wish I had a fish.

[epicguy10000]

You get a fish, so your wish came true, however, he smells like rotten poo

 

I wish for monies in my steam wallet to Buy Just Cause 2

[octopi]

A million dollars mysteriously appears in your steam account. You are banned for hacking.

 

I wish you would corrupt this wish.

[SoiledLove]

Granted, but that was what you wanted in the first place, therefore, this sentence has never existed before.

 

I wish that my fish weren't suicidal.

[Cerion]

ok, you fish will live forever!

 

I wish for everlasting Bacon!

[Shaow79473]

Granted You get a life time supply of Rotten Bacon

 

i wish i find a golden tinsel dragon