Posted November 5, 2011 Granted, but they never took the feathers off. I wish that it would snow. Share this post Link to post
Posted November 5, 2011 Granted. It was snowing somewhere else on the planet already, though, so nothing happens. I wish for a stuffed eel to complete my weird-sea-creature-plushie army. Share this post Link to post
Posted November 6, 2011 Granted, BUT a magic spell made the eel become alive, so it eats all your weird-sea-creature-plushie army. I wish to stop procrastinating. Share this post Link to post
Posted November 6, 2011 (edited) Granted, now you have to do everthing the moment you recieve it. Oh, and here are all your homework assignments for the rest of the year. Good luck! I wish teachers didn't cram a whole ton of work into a single week Edited November 6, 2011 by Ardrea Share this post Link to post
Posted November 6, 2011 YESSSSS MAGICAL FLYING GULPER EEL PET. AWESOME. I'm assuming it's a gulper eel if it can swallow my shark. That thing is over a meter long. Granted. All of your assignments are due tomorrow now. I wish for nothing. Share this post Link to post
Posted November 6, 2011 Granted, you now have absolutely nothing, not even a sense of self-worth. I wish i had a chocolate rabbit. Share this post Link to post
Posted November 7, 2011 Granted, but I eateded it. I wish my boots were clean. @_@ Share this post Link to post
Posted November 7, 2011 Granted, but then you lost them in a terrible storm. I wish I had water on my desk. Share this post Link to post
Posted November 7, 2011 Granted, but it was orange juice instead. I wish my mommy could make me some bacon right now. Share this post Link to post
Posted November 7, 2011 Granted... It's alive. Spooooooooky! O.o I wish for a chickenchickenchickenchickenchickenchickenchicken beefbeefbeefbeefbeefbeefbeefbeefbeefbeefbeefbeef. Share this post Link to post
Posted November 16, 2011 Granted but your chickenchickenchickenchickenchickenchickenchicken beefbeefbeefbeefbeefbeefbeefbeefbeefbeefbeefbeef ends up dying and being cooked into a foul tasting soup. I wish for my socks to stay on my feet instead of slipping off. Share this post Link to post
Posted November 16, 2011 Granted, but now your feet are sticky and start to smell. I wish it wasn't so hot today. Share this post Link to post
Posted November 16, 2011 Granted, with a massive blizzard! I wish for a frog. Share this post Link to post
Posted November 16, 2011 Granted, but it's a poison dart frog I wish I had a kitten Share this post Link to post
Posted November 16, 2011 Granted - it piddles on your laptop I wish I had some ice-cream Share this post Link to post
Posted November 22, 2011 Granted-It has no flavor I wish the sun was blue Share this post Link to post
Posted November 25, 2011 Granted, Now for some quick science!!! Blue stars are the early stages of the short lived supermassive stars. These giants quickly burn through their fuel in only a few billion years, and eventually swell oit into red giants as their cores start fusing the helium that they had earlier produced into iron. Then they will eventually go supernova when the inward pressure of gravity finally exceeds the weight bering capacity of an atom. This explosion of energy is, of course, accompanied by the birth of a black hole. However the earth is not affected by any of this because it was incinerated due to the fact that a blue star is many times the size of our own sun. I wish for the game designers at Valve to learn the number three. Share this post Link to post
Posted November 25, 2011 Granted, but they think it comes before 2 I wish for you to corrupt this wish! Share this post Link to post
Posted November 25, 2011 Granted, but rule #1 does not like paradox wishes so yeah. I wish my eye stopped itching. Share this post Link to post
Posted November 25, 2011 Granted, but rule #1 does not like paradox wishes so yeah. I wish my eye stopped itching. ...Crap. I didn't see that. SORRY! Granted, but your other eye started itching instead. I wish I don't get in trouble for paradoxes... Share this post Link to post
Posted November 25, 2011 Granted, you're paradoxes are so powerful that they destroyed the AI that marks people as in trouble for creating paradoxes, and you get in trouble for frying the AI instead. I wish for a team of Ninjas that were loyal only to me. Share this post Link to post
Posted November 25, 2011 Granted, but they are lazy and old. They cannot even protect you. I wish for another wish that would give me another wish which would give me another wish. Share this post Link to post
Posted November 25, 2011 Granted, but eventually the wishes run out of energy to recopy themselves and they explode in a giant fireball. I wish I could vaporize people with pure awesome. Share this post Link to post
Posted November 25, 2011 Granted, but your awesome vaporizes you. I wish to be king of all ninjas. Share this post Link to post
Posted November 25, 2011 Granted, but you can't see your subjects, and you eventually get overthrown. I wish I could draw awesomely. Share this post Link to post
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