Corrupt-A-Wish

[Ardrea]

Granted, but it's a creepy smile from a creepy person.

 

I wish that my hair would dry faster...it takes quite a while to dry.

[UmbreWulf]

Granted, but now it's on fire.

 

I wish for all the Holiday dragons so I don't have to scrounge through the AP for them.

[Ardrea]

Granted, but the lagmonster arises and smites your scroll and every egg, hatchling and dragon dies.

 

I wish this dog wasn't so cute, because I REALLY need to get up and he's REALLY not interested in getting off my lap, and sitting cross-legged, he's gonna make my legs fall asleep.

Edited November 4, 2011 by Ardrea

[Catlover3288]

Granted, now the dog is ugly but he won't get off your lap still.

 

I wish something dramatic would happen.

[octopi]

Granted. The main antagonist of Real Life suddenly steps through a portal and stabs you with a sword. Then a bunch of really confusing things involving something about a true love, lots of slow motion and dramatic music happen. None of this is funny to you.

 

I wish you would corrupt this wish.

Edited November 5, 2011 by Fractional Pi Day

[Mysfytt]

Granted, but it goes exactly as you planned and so you are disappointed

 

I wish my dragons were real.

[ticonderoga2]

Granted, but they get rather hungry and eat you.

 

I wish i had some cake

[Ardrea]

Granted, but it's spinach cake, and you have to eat the entire thing.

 

I wish I knew when to shut up.

[Featherpaw]

Granted, but now you have no mouth and you must scream.

 

I wish Xion.

[Dr. Paine]

Granted, but as I have no idea what Xion is, you get a lyrebird instead.

 

... I wish I could stop feeling so sad >:

[Ardrea]

Granted, but to do that, you turn to ecstacy. Now you are hooked on drugs. YAY YOU! I'll visit you in the slammer when I can.

 

I wish I didn't need more than 4 hours of sleep.

[tigerra79]

Granted, now you need none... literally. When you go to sleep, you die.

 

I wish for the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man from Ghostbusters. I watched Ghostbusters last night.

[Ardrea]

Granted, but he pops like a balloon.

 

I wish I had some candy.

[octopi]

Granted. You receive mountains and mountains of expired candy. The flies are a free bonus!

 

I wish we could wish for more wishes.

[Featherpaw]

Granted, but you can only wish for things you don't like.

 

I wish I could play Morrowind.

[octopi]

Granted, but the instant you touch your copy of it, you are transported to Soviet Russia. What happens next is too confusing to explain.

 

I wish for the apocalypse.

[Featherpaw]

Granted, but it's an iguana apocalypse.

 

I wish I could teleport.

[Ardrea]

Granted, so you teleport into a wall and die.

 

I wish my nose would stop running away...I'm having a hard time catching up to it.

[Catlover3288]

Granted, but you can't put it back on your face.

 

I wish I could become invisible.

[Ardrea]

Granted, but now you can never cross a street safely.

 

I wish I had a fireplace so I could have nice winter fireside evenings.

[Featherpaw]

Granted, but your house catches on fire.

 

I wish I was pyrokinetic! Pleasepleaseplease. x3

[Ardrea]

Granted, but whenever you get frustrated, whatever you're frustrated at catches on fire; this includes your Mum, and your homework.

 

I wish I had a nice cup of coffee right now.

[Catlover3288]

Granted, but it's room temperature and it tastes awful.

 

I wish I did not have to breathe to live.

[Ardrea]

Granted, but now you can never blow your nose when something goes up it and you can't speak.

 

I wish I had infrared vision.

[octopi]

Granted, but now everything looks like this and you are very creeped out.

 

I wish for fried chicken.