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Granted, but you transport yourself back to the day your parents met and mess everything up. Congratulations, now you don't exist.

 

I wish I had an air guitar.

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Granted, but no one can hear it.

 

I wish I had 10000000000000 dollars, American dollars, not faked, and no one will steal them or take them for taxes.

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Granted, but then a vampire bites it and it is repulsed into the AP.

 

I wish pennies weren't wasted.

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Granted, but you lost your pennies for the granting for this wish.

 

I wish that my brother stops talking about solar generators.

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Granted but now he talks all about how oil generators are bad for the enviroment.

 

I wish for some money!

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Granted, but they gendered incorrectly.

 

I wish the next person to post would type backwards.

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gnihtyna daer ot elba eb reven ot uoy esruc won I tub ,detnarG

AH-AH .niaga reve thgir-ot-tfel morf

 

.puos naeb neerg ,nocab emos dah I hsiw I

Edited by Ardrea

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Granted, but some random hobo vomits in it.

 

I wish this thread would be bumped more often.

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Granted, it gets bumped so often that no one can post without being ninja-ed.

 

 

I wish I could have the two hours back that I wasted watching Tron.

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Granted, but you waste them by sleeping in.

 

Whoa, almost forgot to make a wish! I wish that it was Monday so I could go to school(I've got school off today.)

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Granted, but they put you away for liking school. o.0

 

I wish that I could go back to bed.

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Granted, but your bed is so uncomfortable you can't stand to lay on it.

 

I wish for a free unicorn pegasus.

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Granted, but the definition of free is that no one owns it...so it's not yours.

 

I wish I had some pez.

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Granted, but they're guarded by a vicious little dragon who tries to singe or bite your fingers off when you try to take the pez.

 

I wish for a salmon. A cooked one that's NOT alive.

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Granted, but you never wake up.

 

I wish I had more soda.

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Granted. But it's flat and warm. (lol twss)

 

I wish that my legs would be less aching.

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Granted, but now you have a splitting headache.

 

I wish that I could eat a cooked salmon that's not alive.

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Granted, but a cat comes by and steals it.

 

I wish for a wish that's uncorruptable but yet corruptable and I wish for another wish to wish for a wish so I can wish for a cat.

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Granted, but the successful creation of the incorruptible corruptible* wish tears the universe apart.

(*:That's the correct spelling)

 

I wish for a new kind of spacecraft.

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Granted, it gets stolen by Space Pirates.

 

I wish Umbrella Youkais existed.

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Granted, but no one knows they exist.

 

I wish for all my homework to magically do itself. sad.gif

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Granted, but because YOU didn't do the work, you fail every test and thus, flunk your classes.

 

I wish that my vamp kill hadn't egg locked me.

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Granted, but somehow it became a dead hatchling that made you have all of your living creature slots filled.

 

I wish for this day to last forever.

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