Posted October 21, 2011 Granted, but you transport yourself back to the day your parents met and mess everything up. Congratulations, now you don't exist. I wish I had an air guitar. Share this post Link to post
Posted October 22, 2011 Granted, but no one can hear it. I wish I had 10000000000000 dollars, American dollars, not faked, and no one will steal them or take them for taxes. Share this post Link to post
Posted October 22, 2011 Granted, you get the money and they turn into dust every time something touches them. I wish for a tinsel. Share this post Link to post
Posted October 22, 2011 Granted, but then a vampire bites it and it is repulsed into the AP. I wish pennies weren't wasted. Share this post Link to post
Posted October 22, 2011 Granted, but you lost your pennies for the granting for this wish. I wish that my brother stops talking about solar generators. Share this post Link to post
Posted October 22, 2011 Granted but now he talks all about how oil generators are bad for the enviroment. I wish for some money! Share this post Link to post
Posted October 22, 2011 Granted, but they gendered incorrectly. I wish the next person to post would type backwards. Share this post Link to post
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Posted October 27, 2011 Granted, but some random hobo vomits in it. I wish this thread would be bumped more often. Share this post Link to post
Posted October 28, 2011 Granted, it gets bumped so often that no one can post without being ninja-ed. I wish I could have the two hours back that I wasted watching Tron. Share this post Link to post
Posted October 28, 2011 (edited) Granted, but you waste them by sleeping in. Whoa, almost forgot to make a wish! I wish that it was Monday so I could go to school(I've got school off today.) Edited October 28, 2011 by tigerra79 Share this post Link to post
Posted October 28, 2011 Granted, but they put you away for liking school. o.0 I wish that I could go back to bed. Share this post Link to post
Posted October 29, 2011 Granted, but your bed is so uncomfortable you can't stand to lay on it. I wish for a free unicorn pegasus. Share this post Link to post
Posted October 29, 2011 Granted, but the definition of free is that no one owns it...so it's not yours. I wish I had some pez. Share this post Link to post
Posted October 29, 2011 Granted, but they're guarded by a vicious little dragon who tries to singe or bite your fingers off when you try to take the pez. I wish for a salmon. A cooked one that's NOT alive. Share this post Link to post
Posted October 29, 2011 Granted, but I ate it. I wish I had another hour to sleep in. Share this post Link to post
Posted October 29, 2011 Granted, but you never wake up. I wish I had more soda. Share this post Link to post
Posted October 29, 2011 Granted. But it's flat and warm. (lol twss) I wish that my legs would be less aching. Share this post Link to post
Posted October 30, 2011 Granted, but now you have a splitting headache. I wish that I could eat a cooked salmon that's not alive. Share this post Link to post
Posted October 30, 2011 Granted, but a cat comes by and steals it. I wish for a wish that's uncorruptable but yet corruptable and I wish for another wish to wish for a wish so I can wish for a cat. Share this post Link to post
Posted October 30, 2011 Granted, but the successful creation of the incorruptible corruptible* wish tears the universe apart. (*:That's the correct spelling) I wish for a new kind of spacecraft. Share this post Link to post
Posted October 31, 2011 Granted, it gets stolen by Space Pirates. I wish Umbrella Youkais existed. Share this post Link to post
Posted October 31, 2011 Granted, but no one knows they exist. I wish for all my homework to magically do itself. Share this post Link to post
Posted October 31, 2011 Granted, but because YOU didn't do the work, you fail every test and thus, flunk your classes. I wish that my vamp kill hadn't egg locked me. Share this post Link to post
Posted October 31, 2011 Granted, but somehow it became a dead hatchling that made you have all of your living creature slots filled. I wish for this day to last forever. Share this post Link to post
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