Posted July 19, 2012 You have some, but the data monster deletes them I wish I didn't have so much work Share this post Link to post
Posted July 19, 2012 Granted you get fired and get a new job with even more work i wish my dragons would finally eat me Share this post Link to post
Posted July 19, 2012 Your dragons bite you apart but don't eat you. I wish I had a million dollars Share this post Link to post
Posted July 19, 2012 But you burnt it and when the tax collector came, you lost your home! I wish for a glass of fresh water. Share this post Link to post
Posted July 19, 2012 Here's your fresh water, bottled at the source, a radioactive pool in Chernobyl. I wish for a real portal gun Share this post Link to post
Posted July 19, 2012 You get it but your first shot opens the entrance below your feet and the exit right above your head so now you're caught in an endless fall. I wish I could live in Equestria. Share this post Link to post
Posted July 19, 2012 You live in a Equestria, as a statue. I wish my cellphone didn't have so many problems. Share this post Link to post
Posted July 19, 2012 It blows up. Now it only has one problem: it's broken I wish I could fly Share this post Link to post
Posted July 19, 2012 Granted you fall over an active volcano I wish that ponies were real Share this post Link to post
Posted July 19, 2012 (edited) Granted, but they hate you. I wish silver dragons weren't so hard to catch. Edited July 19, 2012 by Rarity65 Share this post Link to post
Posted July 19, 2012 (edited) Granted they were removed i wish i had a time machine Edited July 20, 2012 by Shaow79473 Share this post Link to post
Posted July 21, 2012 You have one, but when you use it, it malfunctions and explodes, killing you with it. I wish I had all holiday dragons! Share this post Link to post
Posted July 21, 2012 You get all the holiday dragons. They then proceed to eat one another in a spontaneous act of cannibalism. I wish I had more time in my day to do everything I need to do. (( Seriously. ;n; )) Share this post Link to post
Posted July 21, 2012 ((I thought you were bored)) You do, but more work comes up... I wish that I could learn five languages in five seconds. Share this post Link to post
Posted July 21, 2012 Granted you learn english, english, english, english, and english i wish i wasn't dead Share this post Link to post
Posted July 22, 2012 Granted, but now you're a vampire. I wish I wasn't so bored. Share this post Link to post
Posted July 22, 2012 (edited) ((I thought you were bored)) Oh, I am because I put everything off. Pfft. If I had more time in my day, I would have more time to put things off. For the above, you are not bored anymore. You now have to get a job, pay the bills, argue with a cellphone company about random charges, and take care of five kids. I wish I could be super talented at all the arts. Edited July 22, 2012 by Dauntingale Share this post Link to post
Posted July 22, 2012 Granted. You now have an amazing talent in all the arts, but unfortunetly no one takes notice, and soon you get involved in a car accident that results in the forced amputation of one leg and your dominant arm. I wish Top would shut up and not bark so loudly. Share this post Link to post
Posted July 22, 2012 Granted, now he's biting instead. I wish frills would come back. Share this post Link to post
Posted July 23, 2012 They come back, and flood the cave. I wish I had a bright pink Share this post Link to post
Posted July 23, 2012 Granted but the dragon devil requires the hearts of all your other dragons to create the bright pink I wish to be in adventure time Share this post Link to post
Posted July 23, 2012 Granted but you appear as a rock in 1 episode i wish i would find a metallic egg! Share this post Link to post
Posted July 23, 2012 (edited) Oh I found the episode I was in Grante dbut it dies I wish for a box Edited July 23, 2012 by penguin_adu6oo Share this post Link to post
Posted July 23, 2012 Granted, a shoebox that then gets crushed. I wish for a neglected hatchling. Share this post Link to post
Posted July 23, 2012 Granted, but it has only 2 min to live and the cave is super laggy. I wish I could get a bigger fish tank. Share this post Link to post
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