Corrupt-A-Wish

[SoiledLove]

You have some, but the data monster deletes them

 

I wish I didn't have so much work

[Shaow79473]

Granted you get fired and get a new job with even more work

 

i wish my dragons would finally eat me

[FlakeLCR]

Your dragons bite you apart but don't eat you.

I wish I had a million dollars

[ViperaUnion]

But you burnt it and when the tax collector came, you lost your home!

 

I wish for a glass of fresh water.

[FlakeLCR]

Here's your fresh water, bottled at the source, a radioactive pool in Chernobyl.

I wish for a real portal gun

[Herk]

You get it but your first shot opens the entrance below your feet and the exit right above your head so now you're caught in an endless fall.

 

I wish I could live in Equestria.

[Rarity65]

You live in a Equestria, as a statue.

 

I wish my cellphone didn't have so many problems.

[FlakeLCR]

It blows up. Now it only has one problem: it's broken

 

I wish I could fly

[Shaow79473]

Granted you fall over an active volcano

 

 

I wish that ponies were real

[Rarity65]

Granted, but they hate you.

 

I wish silver dragons weren't so hard to catch.

Edited July 19, 2012 by Rarity65

[Shaow79473]

Granted they were removed

 

i wish i had a time machine

Edited July 20, 2012 by Shaow79473

[SoiledLove]

You have one, but when you use it, it malfunctions and explodes, killing you with it.

 

I wish I had all holiday dragons!

[Dauntingale]

You get all the holiday dragons. They then proceed to eat one another in a spontaneous act of cannibalism.

 

I wish I had more time in my day to do everything I need to do.

 

(( Seriously. ;n; ))

[SoiledLove]

((I thought you were bored))

You do, but more work comes up...

 

I wish that I could learn five languages in five seconds.

[Shaow79473]

Granted you learn english, english, english, english, and english

 

i wish i wasn't dead

[HawktalonOfRiverClan]

Granted, but now you're a vampire.

 

I wish I wasn't so bored.

[Dauntingale]

((I thought you were bored))

Oh, I am because I put everything off. Pfft. If I had more time in my day, I would have more time to put things off.

 

For the above, you are not bored anymore. You now have to get a job, pay the bills, argue with a cellphone company about random charges, and take care of five kids.

 

I wish I could be super talented at all the arts.

Edited July 22, 2012 by Dauntingale

[Lilac Inkdream]

Granted. You now have an amazing talent in all the arts, but unfortunetly no one takes notice, and soon you get involved in a car accident that results in the forced amputation of one leg and your dominant arm.

 

I wish Top would shut up and not bark so loudly.

[Rarity65]

Granted, now he's biting instead.

 

I wish frills would come back.

[SoiledLove]

They come back, and flood the cave.

 

I wish I had a bright pink

[epicguy10000]

Granted but the dragon devil requires the hearts of all your other dragons to create the bright pink

 

I wish to be in adventure time

[Shaow79473]

Granted but you appear as a rock in 1 episode

 

i wish i would find a metallic egg!

[epicguy10000]

Oh I found the episode I was in

 

 

Grante dbut it dies

 

I wish for a box

Edited July 23, 2012 by penguin_adu6oo

[Rarity65]

Granted, a shoebox that then gets crushed.

 

I wish for a neglected hatchling.

[Draketeeth]

Granted, but it has only 2 min to live and the cave is super laggy.

 

I wish I could get a bigger fish tank.