Corrupt-A-Wish

[alabamasax]

Granted. Your puppy dies.

 

I wish I could play any instrument.

[Ardrea]

Granted, but that doesn't mean you can play them well, that just means you can play them.

[Sunrise]

No wish given

 

I wish I had a wish to corrupt.

Edited December 19, 2011 by Sunrise

[brisingrrider1]

Granted, but your wish has been corrupted too and now your wish is undone.

 

I wish that today was Christmas.

[JadeHeartOfFire]

Granted. You got coal in your stocking, and when you touched it, it burst into flames...which set your house on fire. Sorry, man.

 

I wish I wasn't allergic to fruit anymore...

[Xbcdrt8741]

Granted, but now you're allergic to everything but fruit.

 

I wish I could catch a Holly '07.

[Mysfytt]

granted - but it is so inbred it has 28 toes and 3 noses.

 

I wish my snow-angel would hatch tri-colour

[DragonRider5624]

Granted, but it gets sickness and dies.

 

I wish I had smoked gouda in the house. (omnomnom.)

[Mysfytt]

Granted - but it's smoked coz your house burned down

 

I wish I had some chocolate

[stromzone]

Granted, but the chocolate is a lie! HAHAHAHAHA

 

I wish for more Trees

[dragonair211]

granted there are so many you can't even walk

 

I wish my egggs didn't die

[Dragonwing1234]

Granted, but then they magically disappeared from your scroll to the AP

 

I wish for a magic pickle.

[Mysfytt]

Grated - but the magic goes wrong and turns you into a pickle, and you get eaten.

 

I wish for some new shoes.

 

 

 

 

 

Side-note - a wish that actually didn't go awry - YAYness

 

I wish my snow-angel would hatch tri-colour

 

I got tri-colour

[BlackDragon41]

Granted. But while wearing said shoes you step on some old nasty chewing gum that won't come off.

 

I wish a gold vampire dragon.

 

 

[psychodragon_98]

Granted, but you can't bite with it to create more gold vampires

 

I wish for some CB shinies :3

[tigerra79]

Granted, but it turns out that they were commons covered in tinfoil. Now your scroll is full and oh look- is that a CB shiny I see?

 

I wish for something interesting to happen.

[DragonScorn]

Granted, a peeled banana flew threw the air and hit you in the face.

 

I wish for a video camera.

[Mysfytt]

Granted, but it's actually CCTV you need to install because of the rouge monkeys raiding your fridge every night.

 

I wish one of my dragons would spontaneously turn CB gold.

[lulubelle00]

Granted, it leaves for the wilderness.

 

I wish I could be a whaler on one of the Japanese ships.

[Lalasa]

Granted, but it makes the whales angry so an especially large one eats you and the boat.

 

I wish for a semi-lit active (but not overly active) roleplay run by decent people with a good plot.

[MusicWasHere]

granted, but all the decent people quit

 

i wish to be in A cappella.

[Anarya-Ameana]

Granted, but your light blinds most people and you end up lonely. (Taking cappella as the star 'capella')

 

I wish to get some actual sleep...

[Vixonstar]

Granted, but you end up falling asleep at work/school.

 

I wish that I could find something good to read.

Edited February 26, 2012 by Vixonstar

[DragonWolfRyoko]

Granted, but as soon as you open it, it blows up in your face!

 

I wish I had black dragon wings (you know, like, attached to my back).

[OnABadBet]

Granted, but a faerie comes along and paints them...with transparent paint.

 

I wish I could get rid of my artist's block.