Corrupt-A-Wish

[Ardrea]

Granted, but you can't eat today. Have a nice day!

 

I wish I could go horse riding.

[Catlover3288]

Granted, but your horse falls and breaks it's leg. Which makes you have to put it to sleep.

 

I wish for food!

[auroshen]

Granted, but it's a week old and rotting.

I wish for some hot chocolate!

[Catlover3288]

Granted, but since it's not in a cup, it leaks right through your fingers.

 

I wish people were always nice and polite.

[chee]

Granted, but now there's no one impolite and playing poker has become so difficult that all the poker addicts go on a rampage.

 

I wish that I could go on an epic adventure!

[Ardrea]

Granted, but you're not the hero, so you get killed.

 

I wish That I didn't have to keep a food diary....on Halloween...ugh, really BAD assignment timing.

[Featherpaw]

Granted, but you don't get to eat anything.

 

I wish I had a Xion plushie.

[Ardrea]

Granted...buut..Dun Dun DUN! It's been filled with needles so you can't cuddle with it.

 

I wish candy wasn't so tasty.

Edited November 1, 2011 by Ardrea

[Featherpaw]

(I'd cuddle it anyway! It'd be painful, but Xion needs hugs! <3)

Granted, now it tastes horrible and you have to eat it every day.

 

I wish the game my parents are playing was four-player so my sister and I could play with them.

[Ardrea]

Granted, but you become addicted to it and can't do anything else, not even hug Xion.

 

I wish I had the brains to make myself get up an' go to bed.

[Featherpaw]

(Horrifying thought. )

Granted, but you sleep forever.

 

I wish I didn't have to sleep.

[Ardrea]

Granted, but you discover that nothing ever happens at night when others sleep, and you find that now you CANNOT sleep, no matter how bored you are.

 

I wish had a CB pink.

[Featherpaw]

Granted, but it dies of sickness.

 

I wish I could play piano better.

[Ardrea]

Granted, but every time you approach a piano, it moves away of its own accord.

 

I wish I didn't have to clean.

[Penny_Marie]

Granted, but now every surface around you is caked in mud.

 

I wish I had infinite money.

[Ardrea]

Granted, but we switch to a different currency.

 

I wish that morning wasn't so soon.

[chee]

Granted, but now it never comes and you sleep forever

 

I wish that I had good grades in my classes

[tigerra79]

Granted, but your grades are so good you get put in college and no one will talk to you cuz you're so young.

 

I wish that I could think of something to wish for besides a fish!

[Catlover3288]

Granted, you wish your fish had a wish.

 

I wish for more yummy food!

[tigerra79]

Granted, it's so good you eat so much you barf.

 

I wish that this wish doesn't make me die, directly or indirectly.

[Catlover3288]

Granted, but it does put you in a coma.

 

I wish for my foot to stop being itchy.

[Ardrea]

Granted, but now it's burning. Aren't you happy?

 

I wish I had some pez (I DO keep coming back to that, don't I?)

[Catlover3288]

Granted, but the new pez gets jealous of your old pez and leaves you with a grumbling tummy.

 

I wish a song wasn't stuck in my head.

[tigerra79]

Granted, now it's stuck in your tummy. O.o

 

I wish for another face.

[Catlover3288]

Granted, but now you have a 2nd face on YOUR tummy.

 

I wish people couldn't talk.