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You go back in time and meet him, but he's convinced that you're crazy when you try to tell him that you're his grandkid. Your time machine breaks, and you end up getting stuck with a young version of your grandfather who is constantly trying to treat you for "mental issues" that you don't have.

 

I wish bureaucracy was easier to deal with.

 

 

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Granted, but only a very small part of the world.

 

 

I wish my parents understood me just a bit better.

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Granted, but then one day you realize that it really didn't matter, they always love you.

 

I wish I could make remoulade dressing that doesn't taste like censorkip.gif

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Granted, but now you can only make remoulade dressing that tastes like carolina reapers.

 

I wish I had more self-discipline.

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granted, but now you're allergic to eggs

 

I wish I had time to read all the books I wanted to

That ninja-ed in.

 

Granted, but now you can, you don't want to read those books anymore.

 

I wish I had more self-discipline.

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Granted, but you now are forever locked in your room, chained to the wall. You can control yourself at least, though.

 

I wish I learned to love myself

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Granted, you learn to love yourself and spread that to everyone else, teaching them to be self confident and happy, but now everyone wants to be near you and receive your teachings and you have no time for anything else.

 

 

I wish I had a giant swimming pool surrounded by palm trees.

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Granted, but it's all locked-in by those palm trees, forming a 20m thick layer entirely blocking your way to the pool. I'm not sorry.

 

 

I wish I had a real magikarp!

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Granted, but it swims off your scroll and leaves a blank space.

 

 

I wish I had a bag of magic feathers to make more dream catchers.

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Granted, but there's so much feathers that you can never use them all in dreamcatchers no matter how long you spend making them. Eventually, after 8 days, you die from a lack of sleep.

 

 

I wish I could travel between here and the pokémon universe!

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Granted, but you get stuck in the pokemon universe and can't get back and after a few weeks you trade everything you own to get back to your real universe to see your real friends and your real family

 

 

I wish I had a chihuahua the size of an elephant that I could ride around all over

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Granted, but the Chihuahua shakes so much that you get a concussion and a whiplash, making you fall off and get a broken spine.

 

I wish I had superpowers!

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Granted, but now you're in a parallel universe where pokémon was never even created.

 

I wish i could remember things better.

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Granted, but you remember all those things you did in fourth grade.

 

I wish Team Callie will win Splatfest.

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Granted, but in another timeline in another universe.

 

I wish I had all Hearthstone cards I want!

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Granted, but you get all of them at once, and someone notices and hacks your account.

 

I wish for a hug.

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Granted, but the one that hugs you stabs you in the back.

 

I wish I had a job already.

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Granted, but it's rotten and radioactive and still alive and mutated and an animal and trying to kill you.

 

I wish i was a rotten, radioctive, still alive, mutated animal-orange trying to kill Cheekadee.

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