Corrupt-A-Wish

[Pikathelord]

Granted, but the eggs you had died.

 

I wish my magma dragon would hatch sooner and not die or run away.

[gigglymonkey12]

Granted, but it refuses all potential mates.

 

I wish I had my dream job.

[StormBirdRising]

Granted but after you get the dream job there is new management that is horrible and your dream job turns into a nightmare.

 

I wish I had a CB back Alt that bred only CB black Alts.

[Paradisiske]

Granted but its a horrible breeder with only one successful breeding for every 120 failed breedings

 

 

I wish it was December already

[Polar]

Granted but Christmas is canceled this year.

 

I wish I had room for all the eggs I want.

[sh20000sh]

Granted, but you are egglocked so you can take none of them.

 

I wish I can draw well.

[Paradisiske]

Granted but all you can draw is people with cat ears nothing else

 

I wish to do well on the sat

[sh20000sh]

That's good enough for me

Granted, but there was error on database so you have to take one more time at next year.

 

I wish I can remove all lecture before noon in my time table.

[Paradisiske]

Granted but now they're scheduled for 3 am

 

I wish my bird would stop trying to chew on wires

[Cheekadee]

Granted but now he chews on your earlobes instead

 

I wish I could wish this wish upon a star (because then it wouldn't make any difference who I was)

[DragonKami]

Granted, but the star uses steals your wish and becomes even more rich then he already was. (See what I did there?)

 

 

I wish that I could eat someone's flesh without any repercussions of the flesh eating.

[Quackerz]

Granted, but you're a zombie.

 

I wish... I wish...I wish...! ...I wish I knew what my wish was!

 

[Felixr2]

Granted, but you don't get onther wish to wish your wish.

 

 

I wish Pokémon Sun & Moon were out already!

[Pikathelord]

Granted, but they are horrible.

 

I wish I could control a gym in Pokemon GO for more than 23.99 hours.

Edited July 16, 2016 by Pikathelord

[Felixr2]

Granted, but that's because the servers are down for a week.

 

I wish I could have Solgaleo in Pokémon GO already!

[Pikathelord]

Granted, but you can ONLY have Solgaleo.

 

I wish Pokecoins were free.

[Paradisiske]

Granted but they become a useless currency worth nothing and you're unable to buy anything with them

 

 

I wish it was the end of july already

[Felixr2]

Granted, but it's also the end of August, September, October, November, December, January, February, March, April, May and June, so it's July again.

 

I wish more wishes!

Edited July 16, 2016 by Felixr2

[Paradisiske]

Granted but you can't use them

 

I wish my hair would grow longer faster

[Dragoniclove123]

Granted but you can't use them

 

I wish my hair would grow longer faster

Granted, but you turn into Rapunzel, and then you have to cut it all off.

[Pikathelord]

Granted, but you didn't make a wish, so your ears are cut off.

 

I wish Normal types had no weaknesses.

[Felixr2]

Granted, but now every other type is immune to normal type attacks, and normal types lose their immunity to ghost type attacks.

 

I wish all my dreams come true!

[Pikathelord]

Granted, but you cannot sleep so you cannot dream and you later die of sleep deprivation.

Isn't that ironic?

 

I wish snipers were removed from Splatoon.

Edited July 16, 2016 by Pikathelord

[Felixr2]

Granted, but it's done by removing Splatoon from existence.

 

I wish I was omnipotent.

[Paradisiske]

Granted but you're only omnipotent when it comes to regarding ferrets and m&ms

 

I wish a cold find a nice piece of clinoclase (a type of crystal) to buy