Corrupt-A-Wish

[heytheregirl]

Granted, but they also can control you physically.

 

I wish I was struck by lightning and get some kind of superpower.

[DragonKami]

Granted, your super power is that you can cause yourself to combust at any moment.

 

 

I wish people would check out my new thread in the forum games section.

[DuskOfTheStars]

Granted, but they were trolls who vandalized your thread.

 

I wish I could have a 2G Silver Thuwed immune to sickness that would successfully grow up.

[StormBirdRising]

Granted, but the Thuwed eats all your other dragons and you are left with only one dragon that guards your scroll forever.

 

I wish I could bop some of the game forum trolls on the head with a styrofoam bat.

[DragonFang099]

Granted, but they all gang up on you and tickle you to death

 

I wish for a magical deck of cards that will make me the most powerful person in the world

[StormBirdRising]

Granted, but the cards turn into frisbees and they start flying all over the place and instead of being powerful you are starting to become comical, but everyone loves you anyway, but still you're not powerful.

 

 

I wish I had a magical walking stick that made me the fastest person alive.

[Anniepimm]

Granted: but The Flash catches you and confiscates your stick...

 

 

 

I Wish I could have every single sprite alts for the past 8 years..

[RezaiK]

Granted but the Alt Sprites from all those past years have been removed from DC

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I can find a real life dragon

[heytheregirl]

Granted. He is hungry. He eats you. You are dead.

 

I wish I could fix my internet without taking out my phone service.

[sh20000sh]

Granted, but you have to call to Internet company to confirm your fix.

 

I wish I can upgrade my PC without cash.

[DragonKami]

Granted, but you have to get microsoft 10

 

 

I wish I could eat my own appendages, starting with my fingers.

[Anniepimm]

Granted but you have no fingers now and have to give your PC to sh20000sh

 

 

I wish I could snap my fingers and be anywhere i want to be...

[StormBirdRising]

Granted, but you snap your fingers and you are in the distant past, with dragons all around you, you are looking for a wizard to save you, but you can't find one and the dragons are swooping down and breathing fire.

 

 

I wish I had a scented candle that burned all the time and smelled like lavender.

[heytheregirl]

Granted. The smell goes from lavender to garlic gradually, and the smell gets stronger forever.

 

I wish I could glow in the dark.

[StormBirdRising]

Granted, but now you glow all the time, and you are banned from movie theatres because you are such a distraction.

 

I wish I had more purple clothes.

[American-Dragons]

Granted, but you turn into a three eyed purple people eater whenever you wear them.

 

 

I wish I didn't have asthma.

[StormBirdRising]

Granted, but now, somehow you have so much lung capacity that every time you breathe out you knock over trees and bushes and shrubs with the volume of your breath.

 

I wish I could bake half way decent bread or rolls or something.

[Anniepimm]

Granted but that is all you have to eat for the rest of your life

 

I wish I could see through walls

 

[DragonKami]

Granted, you get to see through the first layers of walls, but still can't see all the way through.

 

 

 

I wish I could turn into animals and back into a human.

[DuskOfTheStars]

Granted, but you turn into a grizzly and someone shoots you.

 

I wish I could have a legit Shiny Reshiram.

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[heytheregirl]

Granted. It gets knocked out by a level 1 magikarp.

 

I wish I could go to the gym for real this time.

[DragonKami]

Granted, but you get bullied and attacked. You proceed to sue the business out of anger, you win! But now the gym goes out of business and you are feared around every gym you go in, so everyone watches you everywhere you go in the gym... EVERYWHERE.

 

 

I wish I could eat someone's face.

[Dracovicus]

Wish granted, but it was Donald Trump Face and your assassinated on sight by the CIA for cannibalism.

 

I wish i was a Master Tier Kha'Zix

 

[wondergirl888]

Granted, but you actually become that person, losing all of your memories and personality.

 

I wish for a molecule

[DragonKami]

Granted! Here you go! Whoops, I dropped it, don't worry, I'm sure you'll find it.

 

 

 

I wish for an evil clone of myself.