Corrupt-A-Wish

[Pikathelord]

Granted, but it costs $Everything

 

I wish Splatoon matchmaking was better.

[Felixr2]

Granted, but huge balance issues have taken over the game so it's become even less fair.

 

I wish Pikathelord stopped wishing Splatoon stuff. D:

[Paradisiske]

Granted but now all you can wish about is splatoon stuff

 

I wish I could meet the neighbourhood in real life

[Felixr2]

Granted but your neighbourhood is trying to kill you.

 

I wish I can wish non-Splatoony stuff again.

[Paradisiske]

Granted but now all you can wish about is tiny toy cars

 

I wish that it wasn't so hot outside

[Felixr2]

Granted, but now it's freezing cold outside.

 

I wish upon my tiny toy cars I can wish about anything again.

[Paradisiske]

Granted, but now it's freezing cold outside.

 

I wish upon my tiny toy cars I can wish about anything again.

Granted you can wish about "anything" (literally the word anything)

 

I wish I had a pet bunny

[Pikathelord]

Granted, but it is the Killer Bunny of Caerbannog.

 

I wish people would stop preventing people from wishing about certain things.

[StormBirdRising]

Granted, but now everyone just wishes for everything, and no one wants to work for anything anymore.

 

I wish the weather was always tropical.

[DuskOfTheStars]

Granted... but tropical equals hot sun with humidity. Did I mention it was the Florida version of tropical?

 

I wish I could have a CB Gemshard Dragon.

Edited July 17, 2016 by Dusky_Flareon

[Felixr2]

Granted, but it's the ONLY dragon you can have.

 

 

I wish I could control others' minds.

[Pikathelord]

Granted, but you can only do it once and for 1 second.

 

I wish Red Dragons could incubate more than one egg at a time.

[sh20000sh]

Granted, but with 99% of chance to fail.

 

I wish there are no car on freeway where I'm in.

[Felixr2]

Granted, but that means you can't have a car either.

 

I wish I could get whatever I want!

[Dragoniclove123]

Granted, but that means you can't have a car either.

 

I wish I could get whatever I want!

Granted, but you'll never get anything because you die after you make the wish.

I wish for a cookie?

[Polar]

Granted, but it's burned beyond recognition.

 

I wish I could draw!

[Felixr2]

Granted, but everybody else becomes BLIND so nobody will ever see what you drew.

 

I wish this wish came true.

Edited July 17, 2016 by Felixr2

[DragonKami]

Granted, It has become true, but only in your head. (And mine)

 

 

 

 

I wish I could have a Pokemon in Real Life, and it was a Blaziken.

[gigglymonkey12]

Granted, but it runs away.

 

I wish I had a storybook romance.

[DragonKami]

Granted, but it's overly perverted.

 

 

I wish I could speak with my Nephew's dog, and ask her why she whines excitedly whenever I get near her.

[Felixr2]

Granted, but now you'd wish you never heard the answer.

 

 

I wish Pokémon were real and act the way they do in the anime.

[DragonKami]

Granted, but you get hit by a rock when trying to catch a Pokeball, and go into a coma.

 

 

I wish My package got here already.

Edited July 18, 2016 by DragonKami

[Cheekadee]

Granted, but the box is empty.

 

I wish I could have pancakes.

[DragonKami]

Granted, but the "pancakes" are roadkill.

 

 

 

I wish I knew why Nephew's other dog is afraid of me.

[Felixr2]

Granted, but it's for the same reason the first one got overly excited.

 

 

I wish I had known my dad's father.