Corrupt-A-Wish

[StormBirdRising]

Granted, but you spend so much time together and you start to be so much alike that you forgot which one you are and you start to think that both of you are the same person, and you are very very confused.

 

 

I wish I had a real dragon made out of gold and rubies.

[wondergirl888]

Granted. (Drops on StormBirdRising's head) Oops, I'm sure you'll be okay.

 

I wish for a birthday cake

[heytheregirl]

Granted, but your birthday is on February 29, so you have to wait four years to eat it.

 

I wish I could be focused.

[wondergirl888]

Granted, but you can never ignore the thing you're focused on.

 

I wish for presents.

[DragonKami]

Granted, but they're all crappy, and the person who gave them to you, expects something back.

 

 

I wish I could visit my nephew.

 

[StormBirdRising]

Granted, but now you spend all your time with your nephew and your other nephews and nieces are angry with you for not visiting them.

 

I wish my state would secede from the Federal Government and be autonomous.

[Pikathelord]

Granted, but the Federal Government takes it back in war.

 

I wish crippling depression didn't exist.

[sh20000sh]

Granted. But you have manic disorder instead now.

 

I wish for trip to Europe.

[DuskOfTheStars]

Granted, but you end up in Germany in 1941.

 

I wish I could have a Shiny Flareon.

[StormBirdRising]

Granted but it sheds its orange fur all over your furniture and you spend too much time cleaning up after it.

 

I wish for a winning lottery ticket.

[DragonKami]

Granted, you win! But someone kills you for it when you rejoice loudly about it.

 

 

 

I wish I could become the greatest artist, but only in my mind.

[PumpkinPyromaniac]

You become the greatest artist ever, only to fall into depression because you feel like your art isn't actually good and nobody else can relate to you.

 

I wish for a fish!

[Natayah]

You get Fished. Or was that Phished? Or Catfished? Fishing is dangerous and now your computer and entire life is in shambles. Or maybe a shark attack. Really, just all of it.

 

 

I like, totally wish they all could be California Girls, for sure!

[Pikathelord]

Granted, but you are trapped in Maine for the rest of your life.

 

I wish for a cupcake that has nothing wrong with it and will not lead to any negative effects on anyone's life, including mine.

[serce2]

Granted, but the cupcake is buried deep underground.

 

I wish for Chicago to be #1 city in the world :3

[StormBirdRising]

Granted, but now everyone moves to Chicago and there is no room for you anymore.

 

I wish for a new car.

[Cheekadee]

Granted, but it's one inch tall.

 

I wish for an infinite bowl of pasta.

[wondergirl888]

Granted. But it's the only thing you're allowed to eat.

 

I wish for a good idea

[Wildmoon]

Granted. But the good idea unfortunately doesn't quite take off.

 

I wish I had an unlimited supply of Kalev dark chocolate with cherry >.>

[Paradisiske]

Granted but it tastes terrible

 

I wish that there's a new release next weekend

[StormBirdRising]

Granted but it is a new killer dragon that kills everything else on your scroll.

 

I wish I had an infinite supply of money.

[GalaxyPassion13]

Granted, but after you buy a lollipop the cashier takes your infinite credit card and doesn't give you any change back.

 

I wish I could jump into any fictional universe I please.

[Paradisiske]

Granted but you speak a different language than everyone else in the fictional universes so that nobody can understand you and you can't understand them no matter where you go

 

 

I wish I had a pet cockatoo

[Cheekadee]

Granted, but it's an evil one and eats your eyeballs out while you're sleeping.

 

I wish for seventeen more wishes.

[Paradisiske]

Granted, but it's an evil one and eats your eyeballs out while you're sleeping.

 

I wish for seventeen more wishes.

granted but you can only wish to be rick rolled 17 more times in a row

 

I wish i had more egg space for this release