Corrupt-A-Wish

[DragonKami]

Granted, but you lose your game, and some person with dirty teeth, finds it, and chews on it until it breaks.

 

 

 

 

I wish for a striped sweater (one with collar, turtleneck! That's the kind...)

[-Frost-Fire-]

Granted, but it's far too small for you and smells a lot.

 

I wish for my stories on Quotev and Wattpad to be popular and loved by others

[wondergirl888]

Granted, but your account gets hacked and the hacker posts things that people hate and you lose all your fans

 

I wish for Ann Readron to come to my house and cook sweets for me

[DragonKami]

Granted, but she was forced there, and you don't know it. Sometime after she leaves, police break down your door and throw you in prison, assuming you conducted the operation.

 

 

 

I wish I could become a dog for a day.

[m_overdone]

Granted, but you end up getting stuck as a dog for a week, and in that time, you are fired from your job (or else get terrible grades in school), since you have seemingly disappeared.

 

I wish... I didn't need to sleep.

 

 

[DragonKami]

Granted, you don't NEED to, but if you don't you die.

 

 

 

I wish I had an infinite amount of money. (And Turtles)

[heytheregirl]

Granted. You broke the economy, and your money is now worthless. The turtles all try to eat the money.

 

I wish I had good ideas for dragon names.

[vibrancy]

Granted. You share your great ideas with others and they use them for their dragons.

 

 

I wish for a Monkey

[wondergirl888]

Granted. The monkey is loud and makes huge messes.

 

I wish school was over

Edited May 27, 2016 by wondergirl888

[Cireth]

Granted but you have no money and you have to get a nine to five, six day a week, summer job.

 

I wish I had a kitten.

Edited May 27, 2016 by Cireth

[DuskOfTheStars]

It gets run over by a car.

 

I wish I had a CB Prize Dragon on my scroll.

[wondergirl888]

Granted, but hundreds of people put it on all the click sites they know, so your egg dies from to many views.

 

I wish for donuts

[sevenstorms]

granted, however the donuts are only tapped out currency.

 

I wish I wrote a bestselling novel.

[wondergirl888]

Granted, but one year later it is completely forgotten about

 

I wish I could go to Disney world

[DragonKami]

Granted, but there is a serial killer stalking you the whole time.

 

 

 

 

I wish I could turn invisible when I wanted to.

[wondergirl888]

Granted, but you can't become visible ever again.

 

I wish it didn't take forever for an episode of steven universe to come out

[DuskOfTheStars]

Granted but they cancel it after that episode.

 

I wish I could breed a perfect SilverxGold checker.

[wondergirl888]

Granted, but every dragon in it is inbred

 

I wish for a dragon with over 1000 cases of inbreeding

Edited May 27, 2016 by wondergirl888

[DuskOfTheStars]

Granted, but some troll viewbombed it and it's dead.

 

I wish I could get a female Nebula.

[DragonKami]

Granted, but it looks male.

 

 

I wish someone else liked Steven Universe.

[wondergirl888]

Granted, but you don't know that they like steven universe

 

I wish for bad jokes

[-Frost-Fire-]

Granted, but they're so bad they hardly count as jokes and no one finds them funny.

I wish someone would wish for clear skin, because I have the perfect way to corrupt it.

[DuskOfTheStars]

Granted, but they wished for all their organs being clear.

 

 

I wish I had better luck with breeding Shiny Pokémon.

[DragonKami]

Granted, someone throws glitter on your Pokemon. You breed them.

 

 

 

 

I wish my skin was clear.

[DuskOfTheStars]

Granted, but your skin organ is the only bit invisible, and you lost your clothes.

 

 

I wish Fennekin evolved into a Fire/Dark type.