Post Baseless Lies About the Person Above You

[_Ro_]

Joblerone secretly doesn't like Toblerone.

[Joblerone]

Just now, Roseora said:

Joblerone secretly doesn't like Toblerone.

lmao it's not a secret, I don't like nuts

Roseora is afraid of rodents, specifically hamsters

[_Ro_]

Joblerone is secretly the tallest dragon in the world but likes to kneel down for pfp photos.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Roseora bit pediatricians as a child and laughed 

[Docthings]

Long_Before_Sunrise faked their death just to see if people would cry at their funeral.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

How...how did you find out about that?

 

Docthings isn't a real doctor or medical student. They just like to look at gore.

[_Ro_]

Sunrise has split personality disorder which is why their pfp changes so often.

[Joblerone]

@Roseora The photographer told me no one would notice!!

Roseora has never pet an animal, and it shows.

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Joblerone is actually a fan of cherry ripe

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

SomeRandomCorviknight stopped time so they could get more sleep.

I have proof.

 

 

Spoiler

 

Edited July 9, 2021 by Long_Before_Sunrise

[Joblerone]

Long_Before_Sunrise only sleeps at reasonable hours uwu

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

<.<

 

Joblerone's family was attacked by an enraged hazelnut Ent when they were a child. 

 

[Docthings]

Long_Before_Sunrise is the enraged hazelnut Ent that massacred Joblerone's family.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Docthings went back in time to witch me into a tree.

[_Ro_]

Sunrise is allergic to hazlenuts, making their tree brain get enraged and commit massacre.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Roseora can name 30 twenty-first century massacres and 152 old massacres.

[_Ro_]

Sunrise can see the past and future of all planets and galaxies, therefore getting confused and thinking there has somehow been 182 massacres on earth....

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

It's tens of thousands, actually.

 

Roseora is selling spoiled hamsterloafs and claiming the green tint is from parsley.

[_Ro_]

Sunrise bought 10,000 of my hamsterloafs recently.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Someone has to save the world from food poisoning.

 

Roseora PMs me hamster quotes every day.

 

 

[_Ro_]

Sunrise secrelty loves hamster quotes. They are very articulate animals.

[Docthings]

Roseora is secretly building an enormous army of hamsters to begin a hamster Armageddon. No one is safe.

Edited July 10, 2021 by Docthings

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

I don't speak Hamster, though.

 

Docthings is Frankenstein's Army-ing the hamsters for a fee.

[Docthings]

I have to pay rent somehow.

 

Long_Before_Sunrise actually believes that I'm a real doctor and not just some guy with a stolen lab coat.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

I know better. 

 

I've seen what Docthings does with the leftover body parts, and it's not the incinerator.