Post Baseless Lies About the Person Above You

[Lovecats]

Lagie does not have any coffee, teas, juices, apples, brownies, and Belgian waffles with strawberries and whipped cream today.

[Aqub]

Lovecats99 hates ice cream

Edited May 10, 2021 by Aqub

[HangeZoe]

Aqub hates Friday night funkin

[Docthings]

Gavvv24 is actually wearing a balaclava and is planning on robbing a bank.

[HangeZoe]

Kassy is right beside me, helping me rob a bank

[Docthings]

Gavvv24 is not actually a cat, just a misfit pygmy dressed up as one.

[HangeZoe]

Kassy is a cat dressed as a misfit Pygmy 

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Gavvvy is actually a cat-shaped rock typing with moss fingers.

[Docthings]

Long_Before_Sunrise abandons all misbehaving hatchlings.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Kassy has no idea where the light switch is.

[Docthings]

Long_Before_Sunrise thinks it's funny to not help the blind.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Kassy gets around in the dark by feeling the way ahead with her tentacles.

[Docthings]

Long_Before_Sunrise has an unhealthy obsession with Lovecraftian horror.

[Aqub]

Kassy has never pet or even seen a dog in their entire life.

[Lagie]

Aqub sleeps in a large empty aquarium.

[Aqub]

Lagie doesn't actually know how to make brownies.

[Lagie]

2 hours ago, Aqub said:

Lagie doesn't actually know how to make brownies.

Erm... this is meant to be lies. I'm sure I could probably manage if I tried, though.

 

Aqub has a phobia about bathtubs so only bathes outside when it rains.

[Lovecats]

Lagie is projecting her fear of water onto everyone because she secretly has rabies (the good kind, though, nothing too serious.)

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

lovecats99 ruined my sleep by giving me gross, yucky dreams. 

[Docthings]

Long_Before_Sunrise can't actually dream and is simply trying to instigate a fight by accusing lovecats99 of ruining their sleep.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Kassy wants to start a turf war with my Vampire Coven, but doesn't have enough Vampires to win.

[Aqub]

Long_Before_Sunrise eats cereal in orange juice instead of milk.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Aqub is so poor they had to make a hat out of a cardboard box.

[Lovecats]

Long_Before_Sunrise is so rich they refused a Bronze Shimmer dragon from last months raffle.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

lovecats99 is responsible for hiding the crumbled cheeze crackers in Lagie's bed.